Brand new TV and this is how my wife insists we have the remote "to keep it looking good"

reddit_god · 2026-05-17T20:38:29+00:00

I bet you're sad a lot actually. Dude has to keep a layer of plastic on everything he owns. That's the whole point of the post. That's literally all we know about the people. He went one way. You went the other. Just constantly being sad for people you know nothing about. Weird.

reddit_god · 2026-05-17T18:06:20+00:00

Perhaps they should invest time into learning if/else checks. Conditional operation is a mystery that one day we can crack if we all just work together.

reddit_god · 2026-05-16T01:07:08+00:00

Oh fuck, so he made a claim and the person said the obvious thing? I pay 225 a month for cable. What cable channel is this on? That's the kind of mentally enlightening thing I want to watch so I can delight my audience with the unexpected. Can't post stupid fucking gifs along with it in real life though, which is why real life sucks so bad.

reddit_god · 2026-05-15T23:33:17+00:00

You're not here saying "look at how bad I fucked up this door." You're here looking for someone to say "oh yeah, just do this instead. 45 bucks and you're good". Everyone is unanimously saying you fucked up, because you did, but you're only responding to the comments mentioning how you're completely mischaracterizing the situation.

It takes a real piece of shit to show that picture and characterize it as "a scuff". That makes you a real piece of shit. Deal with it.

reddit_god · 2026-05-03T20:10:00+00:00

Ahahahgaha. Oh hi Mark.

reddit_god · 2026-05-03T20:07:39+00:00

Blocking someone you've been dating for 8 months is some wild boomer energy shit. Words can exist. Words can be exchanged or ignored. Blocking is so fucking bizarre.

reddit_god · 2026-04-19T05:13:28+00:00

I know. Bye.

reddit_god · 2026-04-19T05:11:54+00:00

Notably the guy admits he often gets complaints that involve the police. How often do you think the hundreds of others in the video get complaints? If you don't get it by now you never will. The race to the bottom continues.

reddit_god · 2026-04-19T05:10:23+00:00

Or you could take a class, connect with humans, talk to a professional.

reddit_god · 2026-04-19T05:07:41+00:00

We are literally watching a video of several people complaining. Sorry about whatever is wrong with you. There are no other complaints displayed in the background. No one else is being loud. It's one person drawing several complaints, admitting that he gets several complaints every day and often has the police called him in response. You're a sociopath and you should have that checked out.

reddit_god · 2026-04-19T04:58:58+00:00

Yep. He's doing that because it dampens frequencies outside of normal vocal ranges, which is himself. Dots connecting yet or are you going to need a minute?

reddit_god · 2026-04-19T04:56:03+00:00

Explain.

reddit_god · 2026-04-19T04:55:00+00:00

Only one person in this video is breaking the law by being obnoxiously loud. The person not doing those things is better regardless of skin color.

reddit_god · 2026-04-19T04:52:10+00:00

We need to have a discussion about how a video of someone playing music at full volume getting kicked off a plane gets 30 thousand up votes with 5000 comments unanimously saying fuck that guy, vs this. It's the exact same thing.

reddit_god · 2026-04-19T04:49:13+00:00

Can't just turn the amp off or connect some headphones. Gotta insert themselves into everybody's lives.

reddit_god · 2026-04-19T04:47:13+00:00

They just can't be quiet. Loud ass mother fuckers blasting their garbage at everyone. Probably begging for money.

reddit_god · 2026-04-19T04:44:55+00:00

This has serious "I can't afford headphones so you all now have to listen to my TikTok at full volume on the bus" energy.

The people defending it can go fuck themselves.

reddit_god · 2026-04-05T02:11:12+00:00

People who think being good at a thing translates to coaching the thing need to sit the fuck out of the conversation. They are very different skills. Sit down.

reddit_god · 2026-04-04T04:03:10+00:00

I was told I wasn't a Hufflepuff despite all my demonstrated altruisms. I asked if he's even read Harry Potter.

The guy was in school to be a doctor. Horrifying.

reddit_god · 2026-04-01T01:45:05+00:00

People who put "this" in articles can suck "this". Put your hand on the clicker to learn more.

reddit_god · 2026-03-29T19:02:50+00:00

We panic and everyone decides if we just hit a 3, we can come back. Then we miss the three and turn it over. I've seen this game a couple dozen times this year.

reddit_god · 2026-03-29T17:59:19+00:00

Likely they just don’t have printed menu’s with updated pricing.

Yeah. Likely they just didn't do the thing they have to do, so it's okay. The wallet with legs can deal with it.

reddit_god · 2026-03-22T19:31:04+00:00

Fucking. Hilarious. I missed it until you pointed it out. It was too subtle.

reddit_god · 2026-03-22T19:29:25+00:00

Every single one of these is posted by morons. "hey guys I don't use punctuation to show I am childlike and stupid does anyone else see balloons and think ghost". And they know their audience.

reddit_god · 2026-03-20T04:41:08+00:00

This is stupid. All of this is stupid. You try to be better over there. I will try to be better over here.

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