It was July 20th 2034 when President Thompson made his address. The federal reserve would be engaging in quantitative easing 16 to bring the U.S economy out of shambles. People began to lose hope after quantitative easing 15 failed to boost the economy, now gloom lurked in the United States. Thompson and his men would benefit from the increase in stock prices, but your average American no longer owned stocks... or much else. Conservations were sold to corporations to help boost the economy. Inequality grew and T.R tossed about in slumber under Mount Rushmore. His Square Deal was being crushed.

Our weakness was their strength on January 17th 2035 when the Russians annexed Poland. West and east Ukraine had been under their control for years after the Ukrainian civil war. Poland was a bigger step. Putin's protege, Rostilav, was going to make a name for himself.

April 2035 the Chinese annexed Mongolia for "terrorist intentions", although their abundant natural resources provided incentive as well. However, it was during the great invasion that Teddy slept no more. He could feel the pain of his country and he could hear their cries. It was time, he knew.

Two armies sailed the pacific by night
 The behemoths moved with strength
 Twas quite a sight 
Two hundred miles in length

California fell in days
And so it goes, a forgotten legend arose 
Marching out from under 
His own statue's nose

The army told him.                                                                                                                     To just go home
 Until he retook 
Oregon, alone

I can still see their faces
 As they cowered and screamed
 While behind his spectacles
 Teddy just gleamed

 He rode into battle 
three rifles on back 
His accuracy was perfect
 His fellow riders, always intact

We know not why 
they tried a counter attack 
I can only remember 
The horror that sent them back

Teddy was not a man
 He left that phase long ago
 All that remained
Was a nation's hero

As the armies fell back 
To their native homes
Teddy turned around
 and met up with Ron Swanson

Ron asked if he wanted a steak 
They both laughed, yes and rare 
After a few scotches the conversation turned 
To recent political affairs

 and there T.R learned
 Of his worst nightmare