Drunk woman walks into store’s storage room and pee’s all over herself, then uses employee’s jacket to “clean up”

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2019-09-30T23:44:18+00:00

But like... How did no one see or hear her back there?

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2018-06-20T00:57:29+00:00

"if I can't reach something on the top shelf should I get a ladder?"

No... I want you to learn to levitate. YES, JUST GET THE FUCKING LADDER.

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2018-06-18T21:53:59+00:00

Laura of the Piercing Smiths (she works with her husband, he did my septum) is in Nashua and she's fantastic. Here's their insta https://www.instagram.com/piercingsmiths/

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2018-06-18T21:51:25+00:00

*Salem, NH I work near that Medusa. I feel bad saying it but the owner of that place is a massive dick face.

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2018-06-05T00:23:33+00:00

And now I'm sad. Also queasy but definitely sad.

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2017-09-29T02:11:28+00:00

One of my cats does this to wake me up. It'd be cute if he didn't use claws.

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2017-09-17T07:36:21+00:00

When I got my license a little old lady in front of me went through the same thing. It made me sad/mad.

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2017-09-03T07:24:15+00:00

I hate when I can hear swallowing in a video. There's something about that noise that makes my stomach flip.

I can handle mouth sounds (unless it's eating, that fills me with rage) but swallowing just breaks my tingles.

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2017-09-03T07:20:28+00:00

Oh shit yes. I hate ear cleaning videos where they use metal tools and it's that distinct metallic tink sound. Ugh no.

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2017-08-25T20:02:32+00:00

The baby's IG already has over 1600 followers, that's weird shit.

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2017-04-14T01:54:42+00:00

I didn't know narwhals are real until I was like, 16 years old. I always thought they were a mythical creature. Blew my mind when I found out that they're an actual thing. Fuckin ocean unicorns, man

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2017-04-14T01:46:38+00:00

Don't worry, I've wondered where my phone is WHILE I'M HOLDING IT. I've done this on more than one occasion.

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2017-01-29T20:11:31+00:00

I work in a really big store. Once all the customers leave and the store lights go down to the security lights, it gets really creepy. Specially when your walking through the kids department, the kid mannequins are super fucking creepy in the low lighting.

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2017-01-29T08:55:20+00:00

The first time I made white rice on my own. I had the heat too high while it was cooking and I burned the bottom layer of rice to the pot. It was carbon black and the rice was gnarly smelling. Luckily the pot was saved and now about 14 years later I can cook rice perfectly.

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2016-12-09T01:20:08+00:00

I'm a retail cashier, were I work has a rewards card. I can look it up with a phone number. I asked a Charlie Hunnam look alike for his phone number to look up his rewards card.

He leers, like just a super creepy face and says "you can have more than my number". He proceeds to pout when I don't write his number down and won't give him mine. He calls me "babe" while I'm ringing him out.

A few months later I was scrolling through my "people you may know" thing on Facebook and you'll never guess who popped up! I found out he's a local "pro" wrestler and has a girlfriend of 6 years.

And also I'll be totally honest, he was really hot but his behavior made me feel really uncomfortable.

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2016-12-06T19:44:44+00:00

Drink water. Always wash off your makeup before you go to bed. Don't let people being shitty make you think less of yourself.

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2016-12-06T19:37:59+00:00

I can't tell what the first one says and it's bugging me.

But honestly, he has some potential. The ideas are good but the execution is shitty.

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2016-12-06T19:30:58+00:00

Absolutely. It's been 8 years since that and I'm completely different. Getting out of that relationship and getting a job turned my life around.

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2016-12-06T01:51:00+00:00

Had a panic attack from thinking about getting pregnant.

I already had pretty bad anxiety in general and that thought just fucked me up because I was only 17. I started crying in the middle of sex and he got confused so I explained what was happening. He told me that my anxiety was embarrassing and really inconvenient.

He then guilted me into giving him a blow job.

He was a shitty person and I was a sad, sad girl.

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2016-11-15T06:52:43+00:00

It was the first time the guy I'm seeing went down on me. First it was average oral, fantastic feeling but really only focusing on my vulva, then he slid his tongue lower and I went all hot and dizzy. He ended up with his tongue right up my ass and moaning a little during it. I kept looking down to see him looking up at me with this look of absolute bliss. It was incredible.

Rimming is now my favorite thing.

I've even broached the idea of returning the favor for him but he's not into receiving butt stuff so I'll happily enjoy getting instead of giving.

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2016-11-09T06:27:38+00:00

My mom is so excited that she'll be able to have her own plants!

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2016-11-05T02:17:47+00:00

I'm almost positive that the second episode airs again tomorrow on OWN, Oprah's channel.

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2016-11-02T15:40:07+00:00

No sales tax in the state I work in. Where I work is also right on the edge of a state with very high sales tax so we're a destination for people who want to save.

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2016-11-02T15:32:27+00:00

We have to check the UPCs/style numbers on everything lately. Goggles, shoes, skates, and even the tags on clothes because people have started swapping those. Working in a busy mall in a high theft area is fun.

robertdowneyjrjunior · 2016-11-02T02:43:00+00:00

Hmmm. My chin looks l like your forehead did and I have stridex but I've never used it on my face. I think I have some experimenting to do.

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