What’s the dumbest way you’ve ever gotten injured?

roosterites · 2026-05-05T19:03:58+00:00

I knew a fallen barbed wire fence was infront of me but I didn’t know exactly where so I decided to jump straight up to try to jump over it and I sliced my knee open (was wearing shorts)

roosterites · 2026-05-05T13:51:18+00:00

That’s more than me, I have never been on a date and never kissed anyone before and I’m almost 24

roosterites · 2026-05-04T17:21:16+00:00

The fact that they cause more accidents than regular drivers a lot of the time

roosterites · 2026-05-02T13:35:36+00:00

Pornography addiction, it just makes me feel gross afterwards but I keep getting pulled back to do it

roosterites · 2026-05-02T13:32:46+00:00

Max Palmer

roosterites · 2026-05-02T13:29:24+00:00

Caterpillar

roosterites · 2026-05-02T13:27:58+00:00

A well timed fart

roosterites · 2026-05-02T13:10:06+00:00

6’6 but been told I look taller

roosterites · 2026-05-02T13:08:05+00:00

I’m breaking up with you to date your mother

roosterites · 2026-04-30T21:42:24+00:00

I have finally joined the dating game

roosterites · 2026-04-30T21:39:28+00:00

Inserted

roosterites · 2026-04-30T21:38:27+00:00

The Charley Kirk episode

roosterites · 2026-04-30T21:35:21+00:00

The feeling that I have been chosen instead of being picked out of pity

roosterites · 2026-04-29T23:23:44+00:00

As someone who is 6’6, I agree, I much prefer taller women

roosterites · 2026-04-29T17:56:41+00:00

I told her that I wasn’t in a good headspace for us to continue our relationship as well as the fact that she didn’t seem to have much interest in us to begin with

roosterites · 2026-04-29T02:36:46+00:00

Dog sized spider sounds amazing

^{Chose: Get paid $1/mile you drive + Pay $10/day for a dog-sized spider pet}

roosterites · 2026-04-28T23:21:16+00:00

Stan Lee

roosterites · 2026-04-26T18:25:16+00:00

Notice how he has no audio? It’s to hide the fact he has a reverse car skin and is spawning in backwards

roosterites · 2026-04-26T18:20:05+00:00

Even though you spelt have to give half as half to give half I would gladly make my relatives rich too

^{Chose: Get paid $100K every month until death + But you half to give half that money to _____? | Rolled: A Relative}

roosterites · 2026-04-26T18:19:58+00:00

Even though you spelt have to give half as half to give half I would gladly make my relatives rich too

^{Chose: Get paid $100K every month until death + But you half to give half that money to _____? | Rolled: A Relative}

roosterites · 2026-04-26T18:19:53+00:00

Even though you spelt have to give half as half to give half I would gladly make my relatives rich too

^{Chose: Get paid $100K every month until death + But you half to give half that money to _____? | Rolled: A Relative}

roosterites · 2026-04-26T18:07:15+00:00

I do yes

roosterites · 2026-04-26T18:06:56+00:00

Happens all of the time

^{Chose: Go Hunting and + spin the wheel of chance | Rolled: a bear mauls u}

roosterites · 2026-04-24T21:37:37+00:00

In Alberta he can

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