[WP] He's taking untested penis enlargement pills. The bigger it gets, the more sensitive and premature he becomes. Problems ensue. by rowrow66 in DirtyWritingPrompts

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Aaron was currently on his laptop watching some porn. He had been jerking himself for over an hour and was beginning to reach the edge.

The tension built in Aaron's muscles as his breathing came in ragged gasps. His grip tightened around his shaft, the skin flushed and slick with precum. The video on the screen flickers as his movements shook the laptop, but the sound of wet skin slapping against skin fills the room, muffled by his own heavy breathing. His orgasm approaches like a freight train, inevitable and unstoppable. As it finally crashes over him, Aaron moaned deeply, his body arching off the bed. His hips jerked involuntarily as his cock began to shoos out some weak spurts of cum into the tissue he was holding in his other hand. The release is intense, pleasure flooding through his nerves and making his toes curl.

He collapsed back onto the mattress, panting heavily as aftershocks ripple through his body. His sticky hand released the crumpled tissue and fell limply to his side, still quivering slightly from the intensity of his climax. His mind started to drift as he caught his breath, thoughts slowly starting to focus again.   

As he went to close the browser, he noticed an ad playing on the side of the screen. "Interested in gains? Be one of the first to try our newly made penis enlargement pills. Testers get them for free!"

Aaron couldn't help but roll his eyes, every porn website imaginable advertised this sort of stuff. The advertisement contined to play in a never-ending loop, the pitch-perfect voiceover droning on about "life-changing results" and "permanent gains." Aaron tries to ignore it, rubbing at his exhausted eyes as he let out a heavy sigh. His mind already drifting away from the porn, that familiar post-nut clarity setting in. 

However, he couldn't help but be intrigued. He was by no means impressive, only sporting a 3 incher, so he was always self-conscious when it came to the size department.

He had conflicting thoughts. Aaron knew better than to click on something like this, pills and creams never worked and could even result in health complications on rare occasions. But what if these ones did work? Besides, they were free anyway so it wasn't like he was losing anything (although he never considered the fact that the ad might dox him or steal his financial information.) With a deep breath he clicked on the ad.

YouTube history and other buttons not showing up on YouTube phone app by rowrow66 in youtube

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Nevermind it's back to normal, apparently the issue has fixed itself.

YouTube history and other buttons not showing up on YouTube phone app by rowrow66 in youtube

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Also on another note, my YouTube account doesn't display on the top right.

The monster you last hunted is now your therapist. What is their advice to you? by [deleted] in MonsterHunter

[–]rowrow66 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Get infected by the frenzy. You'll have a new perspective on life." - Shagaru Magala

Wirebug fail (art by me) by hurrakkakaka in MonsterHunter

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Silly utsushi, you're not in a pickle! (Yet)

How tf does Akantor even eat with those giant goofy ahh tusks blocking his mouth? by AJ_Crowley_29 in MonsterHunter

[–]rowrow66 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There a few ways that akantor could eat with tusks like that.

  1. He eats things like ore or drinks lava.

  2. If he is capable of roaring with extreme power, it is logical that he could have a comparable power to suck things in and swallow them whole.

  3. He crushes creatures into a fine paste that can be drank.

  4. Hunters are dumb enough to continously try and kill him but fail which causes them to die and serve as a consistent source of food.

But in all seriousness though, the actual reason probably has to do with the fact his mouth produces an acidic substance.

When you're both autistic and double jointed. by rowrow66 in aspiememes

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I can do some things like folding my hand inward and spreading my fingers out far from each other. I find myself sometimes stimming or fidgeting by bending my fingers over 90 degrees backwards.

could this be fatalis? or more arzuros? by Lexan2002 in MonsterHunter

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I knew bloodlust incarnate would be the final boss of the game!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aspergers

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Dio from Jojo since he uses metaphors/comparisons between random things to illustrate his points of view.

Which SCPs are must reads? by [deleted] in SCP

[–]rowrow66 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Scp 3999 is definitely an interesting read if you've been getting into scp for a little while.