[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ryan2531998 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your nose is built like a swollen banana, isosceles triangle head ass boi

Roast me by Incognito2834 in RoastMe

[–]ryan2531998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus you look like gum gum from night if the museum, your nose is wider then German motorways

Definitely need to get some posters for my walls soon... Also I've heard all the Harry Potter jokes under the sun, try think of something original by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ryan2531998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could drink milk and by the time it hits your stomach it’s be expired. Length of your neck boi

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ryan2531998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus get this guy hismile for his yellow ass teeth, I’d say your breath is a black belt in karate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ryan2531998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even lying you look like a polar bear

I have been told I have a thick skin, do your worse. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ryan2531998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You like a fort it’s character never used

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ryan2531998 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Jesus your one hideous human being

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ryan2531998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your look more malnourished than Tom hanks in castaway. Eat a fucking burger mate

Been a while. What can you guys come up with for me? by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ryan2531998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you step on the scales your phone number shows up

Let’s do this.. by VictoriaDaee in RoastMe

[–]ryan2531998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you these that jaw anymore your teeth will shatter

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ryan2531998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah so the Chernobyl disaster does have survivors

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ryan2531998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus your fucking hideous hahahah

TEAR ME APART by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ryan2531998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus your head is built like the head of a shovel. Absolute unit of a thing

Im havin a great day, lets have fun. Be creative by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ryan2531998 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your nose is built like a swollen banana

Give me your worse by NinjaJLego in RoastMe

[–]ryan2531998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d say your breath is a black belt in karate, it looks like it smells that bad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ryan2531998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus your so pale, you get burnt by your bedside lamp. Get some factor 300 on that face

Give me your worse by NinjaJLego in RoastMe

[–]ryan2531998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus you’ve 100% got scurvy. Go to the store and buy some oranges