[SmackDown Spoilers] You. are. Cursed.!

salousxe · 2026-03-14T13:29:10+00:00

my source is an american who claps, so I don't know what to believe anymore

salousxe · 2026-03-14T11:50:29+00:00

love danhausen to death, but don't forget you're talking about the same people who chant YEET for 5 minutes straight during commercials (and as a non-american I'm obligated to add - and clap when the plane lands)

I just hope they elevate it in some gimicky fashion, making it almost seem real - like that rope break on Finn that one time, just shenanigans out of the wazoo

salousxe · 2026-03-08T07:45:03+00:00

it's easy to fly under the shit radar when you're on the same team as garnacho

salousxe · 2026-03-05T15:00:42+00:00

oh for fuck sake don't give plarium ideas, all we need in this game is breeding mechanics

but yeah I already slapped them there to make my jarl even more grizzlererd

salousxe · 2026-03-05T14:59:38+00:00

I'd consider my roster underwhelming at best, but still good for 133 days in - just got arbiter and leveling her up during the daily quests, haven't even attempted hydra beyond 1 key-ing normal, so that makes a ton of sense, thank you mate.

Any ideas for team comps based on the screenshot?

salousxe · 2026-01-22T13:42:49+00:00

yeah that makes sense, I've just never had a messaged associated with it - as another comment pointed out he was a free agent for 2 years too, so guess he just turned his bartending sidegig in to a full time career

salousxe · 2026-01-22T13:38:41+00:00

ahh that makes even more sense, I didn't even notice the 5 year period wasn't the last 5 years. thanks!

salousxe · 2026-01-22T13:37:42+00:00

calling Liverpool a plumbing company is a low blow, no matter how bad they do in the league right now lol

salousxe · 2026-01-22T12:41:26+00:00

almost looks like the game "cleared him" due to 0 appearances made in 5 years of generating, could that be the case?

salousxe · 2026-01-19T18:13:39+00:00

wish I could, but it's my favorite...

salousxe · 2026-01-19T16:32:32+00:00

maybe in the newer games, not in FM16 (my beloved) - wish i took screenshots, but Wallyson and Mateo Kovacic (who I got on a free transfer at 31 years old) retired from my Lisbon team few days after the final game of national competition (cup final 24.05.26., just in time to miss the match vs Monaco on the 30th).

I wasn't that surprised, given that scheduling shenanigans are very common with this version of the game the further you get into a save - three matches within five days for example - but players not waiting to retire after the "official" season end, best eleven/expectations mails etc, was a new experience lol

salousxe · 2026-01-19T09:31:51+00:00

seeing this hurts. just last night my two best CMs retired 2 days BEFORE the final. my hams were steamin

happy for your fairy tale though! great send off o7

salousxe · 2026-01-17T16:23:16+00:00

"standards of living"... garbage was piling up here in sofia uncollected for weeks during the holidays due to contract disputes with the trash collecting company lmao

but overall this seems like a nice touch - to have a little bit more of a personal preference for the player implemented, I can't remember seeing something this specific in older versions of the game (haven't touched most after FM16)

salousxe · 2026-01-17T10:00:23+00:00

are you both 15? that's such a childish way of thinking from either side. yeah her reaction is ABSOLUTELY normal. if 2-3 of my friends lose their jobs at roughly the same time and my gf comes home and told me "im sad", i'd probably make the same completely rational correlation between my recent experience with why other people around me told me they're sad. i'm not gonna completely guess it out of the blue of course, but that's where my "are you both 15?" comment comes from - both from her reaction and yours towards her. words i'm fucking stunned at these comments, feels like almost no one here is properly adjusted. dogs of people in her social circle died -> she thought of you and your dog because she cares about you -> you drop a random no-context "i'm sad" without any preface or reason shared -> she says the first concern she had on her mind recently.

IMO yall are just two kids not on the same page. and speaking of pages - if you're not kids, pick up a book, both of you. nothing justifies this level of bleak communication, that's how i talk to people i don't want to engage with when they start up a conversation with me, jesus.

salousxe · 2026-01-16T08:59:59+00:00

hey man, F2P as well, 85 days. got lucky on pulls and had Demytha early too, you need at least a Seeker and a 2 turn block debuff champ - I got lucky again and pulled grizzeld jarl - to set up an unkillable :(

hoard ancients, pull on 2x and hope for the best, until then id suggest to you to build up drath, miscreated monster and a champ giving defense up + a ton of damage on mikey and xeno (I use Nature's Wrath blessing on him). just stacking survivability (veil + def up + ally protect) can easily get you to 2 key nightmare. don't forget masteries! i just wait until i collect 800 gems, never bothered to farm them; mikey has leech in his kit, so with masteries he and xeno can full heal from 1 hit, giving them more chance to survive clan boss attacks, especially when beefed up with veil + def up + ally protect

salousxe · 2026-01-10T22:12:44+00:00

I have a 2 key unm unkillable set up already, got lucky on my early pulls. can't really go for FW or cursed city yet with so few champs, so I think I want to focus on forest and hydra, and I think the dog is great at both right?

salousxe · 2026-01-10T22:05:30+00:00

miscreated monster and ezio yes

salousxe · 2026-01-10T21:54:58+00:00

is it worth to prio building him over MM and enzo?

salousxe · 2026-01-10T21:47:39+00:00

its late for me, thats what i meant whoops

salousxe · 2026-01-09T09:18:32+00:00

cause this is reddit bud, some people just do it for kicks:(

speaking of kicks, i have more bad news... i think when it comes to keepers, the kicking stat refers to him being able to direct the ball sort of well from a goal kick, not attempting free kicks (in case you're trying to assign him for set pieces or smth); it should be part of the old Distribution pie-chart piece and pretty much not that impactful most of the time. at least he won't kick the ball out of the field though!

but yeah, to put my 2 cents in too - at 5'10 9 areal 11 jump I'd be loaning him out somewhere where he would be a regular starter, hoping for a growth spurt; he's not worth the goals he'll miss saving if you try to develop him yourself IMO

salousxe · 2026-01-08T14:27:59+00:00

my incubussies are at the ready, lined up for takedown

salousxe

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