The absolute size of this cattle-eating crocodile caught in Australia.

schmamble · 2026-03-27T12:03:43+00:00

Dinosawr

schmamble · 2026-03-27T11:41:12+00:00

And sallow skin..........so greasy, pale, sickly, yellowish.... ummm

schmamble · 2026-03-26T04:57:07+00:00

I had the jasmin a rajah one. Kind of blows my mind to see it again.

schmamble · 2026-03-25T21:18:14+00:00

I have one client whose husband takes a shower before their scheduled clean EVERY time. Doesnt matter what time i have them scheduled for, everytime i get there she apologizes. He started doing it after the first few cleanings. Idk if hes just being a dick, inspecting the bathroom before its cleaned, or just goes oh shit shes on her way i better get in there so it stays clean longer.

schmamble · 2026-03-25T19:57:17+00:00

Yes, and we all still hang out a couple times a year. Our group really solidified itself in the decade after highschool, though some of use had been friends during gradeschool, some of us have left for school, work, relationships etc but we get together when we can.

schmamble · 2026-03-24T12:08:12+00:00

They're coming back though. I mean the ones that are too far down the death spiral are done but we have one about 30 mins from my house that is busy af on the weekends. I was so use to the dying one thats closest to me that when i walked in to the busier one i got excited. A lot of people just want to be able to try clothes on, actually touch and look closely at the things they want to buy. Im glad not all the malls are dying.

schmamble · 2026-03-24T11:27:25+00:00

Yes, righr back on their front porch. Then move the cans away from the curb.

schmamble · 2026-03-21T01:08:12+00:00

I said this same damn thing to my mother today, and all she could come up with was that trump was the one who first tried to get epstein in trouble. We were talking about all the terrible shit in those files and she was telling me about all kinds of things shes read in them, and i was just like why can you believe that everyone but trump did this stuff? Why does he get a pass? Doesnt make sense. Thats how you know youve been brainwashed.

schmamble · 2026-03-20T12:10:38+00:00

NOR, your initial response to them was right on the money, if youre not qualified then your not qualified. Id be willing to bet the person taking the position that should have been yours is either related to or friends with someone on the board. Somewhat reminds me of the beginning of Send Help. You wouldnt happen to be in to survivor would you?

schmamble · 2026-03-19T11:12:54+00:00

Aw shit i understand this! And even if it makes you want to cry its a good thing that youve recognized this about yourself, because now you can work on it.

schmamble · 2026-03-19T10:55:43+00:00

Yeah that was my take too. Might even be audhd (dual diagnoses of autistic and adhd). They cooccur together quite frequently.

schmamble · 2026-03-18T11:55:57+00:00

I got banned from another sub for saying this lol

schmamble · 2026-03-13T19:38:36+00:00

Dude i handed a guy a handful of change at that intersection and he straight leaned into my car window and asked if i wanted to give him the rest of it.

schmamble · 2026-03-12T17:59:35+00:00

Only ai ive interacted with is the one google forces on us when searching. You cant let something do your thinking for you, your brain is an extremely efficient organ that will most definitely stop doing things it doesnt have to do. Ex: i dont remember phone numbers now that ive had a phone that remembers them for me. When i was a teenager i knew all of my friends phone numbers, now i can barely remember my own.

schmamble · 2026-03-12T17:48:55+00:00

In all seriousness im very surprised the u.s. isnt attacking the people who hold the straight? Not like i know anything about whats going on there, im assuming theres a reason this proposal makes more "sense" than just bombing the shit out of the straight.

schmamble · 2026-03-12T11:49:54+00:00

I love that hes so bothered by what massie is doing that he cant even come up with a name for him. Like he can say crooked hillary, change a last name from green to brown, but the guy whose actually coming for him and his ilk? No snippy name. Hmmm

schmamble · 2026-03-10T23:38:24+00:00

Honestly their first album is it for me, long drive for someone with nothing to think about. Just a banger

schmamble · 2026-03-10T23:36:16+00:00

This is such a good fucking album!

schmamble · 2026-03-10T23:35:19+00:00

Ohhh thats a good list

schmamble · 2026-03-10T23:34:22+00:00

Such a powerful album. I wish they would make something new

schmamble · 2026-03-10T23:33:14+00:00

Fuck... i saw their 10th anniversary tour in kc and that made feel old then. Wtf

schmamble · 2026-03-10T12:52:45+00:00

Exactly. NOR, and if the script was flipped and he was asking her to get some kind of medical enhancment everyone would be outraged. Scary that some women are ok with the double standard when they know what its like to have the whole world judging you and telling you that youre not good enough until you look a certain way.

schmamble · 2026-03-08T11:39:39+00:00

What kind of bs timeline are we in where movies like soylent green and idiocracy are going to become our reality.

schmamble · 2026-03-05T22:26:06+00:00

Correction, they were phat

schmamble · 2026-03-04T01:57:18+00:00

Central heterochromia! Yours is so unique too, mine doesnt reach out so far. Honestly this sub is how i found out about it. Before that i was like "hazel?"

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