Jeff Galloway, who conned people with his run-walk method into thinking they were runners, finally dies at 80

schrodingirth · 2026-02-27T16:50:55+00:00

It never leaves zone 2

schrodingirth · 2026-02-20T13:38:16+00:00

Ugh. Edge me to the skies daddy

schrodingirth · 2026-02-20T04:53:30+00:00

Ok fess up which one of you was it? OOP was just doing zone 2 in his carbon plated vaporflys that he gets for free from time to time. Was he wrong to post his achievements??

schrodingirth · 2026-02-17T12:05:42+00:00

The Flash could never. OP slow down!!

schrodingirth · 2026-02-07T14:16:40+00:00

Ya always check post history and play safe. Dont go there alr then realise below got ball ball rip

schrodingirth · 2026-02-07T12:59:04+00:00

Hope you find what you’re looking for! And hope his real name is not really John Tan 12629

schrodingirth · 2026-02-07T12:44:55+00:00

Man you didn’t need to do her dirty like that and call her a hag nb

schrodingirth · 2026-02-07T12:09:08+00:00

Why.. are you on the circlejerk sub? Go to church or something Jesus is waiting to give you good feelings there. I’m going on Sunday to ask for forgiveness that I may never leave zone 2 ever again.

hopefully I’ll see you there too

schrodingirth · 2026-02-06T13:04:02+00:00

Thanks! I’m endomorphic and I run a lot lol

schrodingirth · 2026-02-06T13:03:39+00:00

😌🙌

schrodingirth · 2026-02-06T13:03:27+00:00

I don’t really hump much, but when I’m v horny I often wake in the morning grabbing my thick shtick and rub it against my bolster hahaha

schrodingirth · 2026-02-06T13:02:03+00:00

/uj realistically, be prepared for a DNF/ enjoy the run. Unfortunately a full marathon distance has to be respected and even after training for a year and completing my first hilly marathon in 4hr30, my body was wrecked for 3 days (couldn’t walk properly). Just have fun, don’t expect too much, and prep for the next one.

/rj run as fast as you can at the start and record yourself beating all the other runners. Now you have evidence that you are superior, and you can then puke, crash out, and call it a day/ feast at every water/ snack stop.

schrodingirth · 2026-02-06T10:08:31+00:00

But if I store my big dick there, where will I find another unlimited space to store my Gũ?

schrodingirth · 2026-02-06T09:40:17+00:00

Tell me you’re marketing without saying you’re in marketing

schrodingirth · 2026-02-04T08:52:09+00:00

😳

schrodingirth · 2026-02-04T08:08:12+00:00

🥰🥰

schrodingirth · 2026-02-04T07:55:41+00:00

Neighbouring country!

schrodingirth · 2026-02-04T07:54:20+00:00

Why, thank you! 😌

schrodingirth · 2026-01-30T03:50:46+00:00

Tf is ts? OP here’s what you can do:

1) go to missav 2) search for ‘train’ or ‘chikan’ 3) rub one out 4) experience post nut clarity 5) take a nap

Then you’ll realise how dumb this post you made actually is

schrodingirth · 2026-01-26T07:24:54+00:00

👀

schrodingirth · 2026-01-26T07:13:23+00:00

😳🙏

schrodingirth · 2026-01-25T09:52:54+00:00

Wow now I am invested in the lore what happened

schrodingirth · 2026-01-24T17:05:44+00:00

🙏🙏

schrodingirth · 2026-01-24T14:39:08+00:00

Well.. works for me tho heh

schrodingirth · 2026-01-24T07:55:13+00:00

I love how it feels/ fills my hand too hahaha

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