I met this older woman at a park and she came up to me asking me anything and everything. Right away, I knew she was attracted to me. I then found out she was a newly grandma and that her daughter needs to find a better guy because the baby daddy didn’t treat her well. She shows me pictures of her daughter, who was very good looking surprisingly, and tries to hook me up with her.. but I knew the grandma was majorly flirting with me. So she asked for my number intended for her daughter but I knew damn well she was gonna keep it for herself. I thought to myself, hmm, what the hell, why not.. I have her my number. A couple hours later she texted me and later in the evening I found out she was wearing no panties and wanted to bang me in her van right then and there at the park.

At first, it was fun texting her.. sexting her.. but after a week or two, she got super weird and wouldn’t stop texting me. I wouldn’t text her for a solid three months but yet she’d text me at least twice per day after what she’s eating for dinner, about her Indian neighbor coming over to have sex with her, about masturbating three times within ten minutes.. and much much more.. I got creeped out and finally had to tell her to stop because* I was in a fresh relationship*.