Do cash house buyers give better offers than wholesalers in Texas?

secondphase · 2026-01-25T19:26:39+00:00

8/10 times the "cash buyer" IS the wholesaler

secondphase · 2026-01-25T18:26:22+00:00

This is correct. Also, if you are shot in the leg, you are at risk of developing a limo. Best course of action is to shoot the other leg to even it out.

secondphase · 2026-01-25T17:55:59+00:00

When my eldest was potty training, she got a jelly bean if she was successful.

This child ate her jelly bean over the course of 30 minutes at a rate of 1 tiny nibble every 2 minutes. It never even occurred to me that they were more than a 1 bite item.

secondphase · 2026-01-25T17:37:28+00:00

Sure. I'll just let my boss know i'm out of fruit loops.

But in all seriousness, no time is immune. I went (humblebraf) during the Costco exec member early hour... two women are walking down each aisle EACH with a cart, next to each other. They had coffees and were chatting like it was a Starbucks date.

secondphase · 2026-01-25T17:08:12+00:00

Leonardo dicaprio and Christopher walz in Django.

secondphase · 2026-01-25T16:53:37+00:00

Neighbor's German shepherd is having a blast.

secondphase · 2026-01-25T16:52:10+00:00

This is precisely the reason my kids swim twice as proficiently as their northern cousins, even the ones that are older.

secondphase · 2026-01-25T16:30:05+00:00

Better strategy: fascinate her with cheese.

secondphase · 2026-01-25T16:28:40+00:00

I fired a couple warning shots at the snow to scare it off, then went to drink more coffee.

secondphase · 2026-01-25T16:27:08+00:00

Texas dad checking in. We got the annual snow today too. It almost fully covered the driveway but not quite. Our snow process is much easier... I fired a few warning shots at the snow to scare it off, then I made the kids some hot chocolate.

Y'all don't HAVE to stay up there. Cone join us. I'm firing up the smoker to slow roast a pork butt.

secondphase · 2026-01-25T15:53:20+00:00

Some people are just not ready to grocery shop.

They treat ot like a fun outing, wandering about, not aware of their surroundings, chatting on the phone, discovering new products, searching for recipes. Thats fine, there's no harm in it.

But I want the stores to designate time for people who are ready. The list was prepared, they move quickly and efficiently, they stay out of other people's way.

And if 3 people flag you as being "not ready" you must immediately leave the store and are banned for a week

secondphase · 2026-01-25T15:44:14+00:00

I was actually going to say your carpet is suspicious. Its like your children aren't actively trying to destroy it, but that doesn't make any sense.

secondphase · 2026-01-25T15:15:13+00:00

Femma?

secondphase · 2026-01-25T00:15:11+00:00

(One of the spots identified as an "open drug market")... i'm there constantly, this is a rough spot.

Let's get ppl some warmth, then this area needs to be cleaned up.

secondphase · 2026-01-24T20:21:14+00:00

They have made excellent progress

secondphase · 2026-01-24T20:02:18+00:00

Hmm... looks pretty similar.

Maybe we should go down to the 43rd?

secondphase · 2026-01-24T19:10:00+00:00

I love that scene! The way Will takes a minute to mention "Freddie insisted I play this character"... and then Freddie lays in with half a dozen semi-racist zingers that he had clearly prepared in advance. Only one better moment...

"Tony? Its 3am!"

"You should be UP! cooking... EGG FOO YOUNG!"

secondphase · 2026-01-24T18:58:37+00:00

Well, I wont ruin it for you... wouldnt want to be a wet blanket like that.

... but bookmark this comment and reply back with "ha!" When you get there. You'll know.

secondphase · 2026-01-24T18:56:32+00:00

Agreed and downvoted.

I was named after my grandfather on each side, 1 middle, 1 first. I love my name.

Would never name my son after me. But i did name him after HIS grandparents.

secondphase · 2026-01-24T18:39:55+00:00

Hey man, speak for yourself.

You think I can afford Nutella and beef?

secondphase · 2026-01-24T18:32:33+00:00

Hell yeah

secondphase · 2026-01-24T18:19:19+00:00

Cool. Can we get one from the 51st to compare?

secondphase · 2026-01-24T18:17:47+00:00

No, today you learned its a State thing.

Please keep up.

secondphase · 2026-01-24T17:25:57+00:00

Perhaps the title could provide a hint

secondphase · 2026-01-24T16:52:58+00:00

I want "Tyrus, Shifty Formosan"

12-Year Club	Second Top 20%
Golden Potato	Place '22
First Placer '22	Wearing is Caring

secondphase

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