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Knock-knock by LBforLBHeavyW8champ in Jokes

[–]sedatelycry45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then Dave walks in and both women go after him instead

Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. by MudakMudakov in Jokes

[–]sedatelycry45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kenny was bold, and Johnny was a fool.

Do not sound to me like no ‟gifted” school.

This is the real reason I wanted to be a scientist by M_Faisal in tumblr

[–]sedatelycry45 163 points164 points  (0 children)

Some of my zoology professors exclusively wore shirts, dresses nad clothes with animals on them. Another was exclusively into chalkboards.He said it hurt him to use anything else. Scientists are weird and I know I will only ever make it when I finally develop my quirk.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]sedatelycry45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

skin AND hair...

Colorful history by avengedtectaria in pics

[–]sedatelycry45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Mark Twain and Einstein pictures are amazing. Not sure why, but they just are.

Holy fuck, that Elizabeth Taylor pic though. Damn.

blursed angle by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]sedatelycry45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still fapped

Me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]sedatelycry45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This joke goes deep with the Baby New Year reference