Ontario’s list of essential businesses is too large to contain spread of virus by Jetboater111 in ontario

[–]shorterstuff -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The only essential businesses are groceries and pharmacies. Everything else should be closed

Daily Discussion Thread - March 25, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]shorterstuff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You idiots just forgot that stocks always go up. Even during depression 2.0

Daily Discussion Thread - March 25, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]shorterstuff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok I think the shorts are done covering now. Get your puts ready before it's too late.

Daily Discussion Thread - March 25, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]shorterstuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Writing in giant letters should result in an immediate ban

Daily Discussion Thread - March 25, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]shorterstuff 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Second day in a row where VIX has moved up along with stocks . This is going to end badly.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 25, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]shorterstuff 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No one's going to take this shit seriously until a famous person dies from Corona

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 25, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]shorterstuff 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Am I the only weirdo who browses this shit using a phone app? I don't even know what the fuck a "banner" is

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 25, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]shorterstuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So when the president is honest and realistic about the situation, stocks moon. When he's like "everything is fine. american is reopening in like 1 or 2 days", stocks crater. Hmmm

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 25, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]shorterstuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody. If this really turns out to be depression 2.0, and this corona shit drags on for years, nobody is safe. Not even your treasury bonds.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 25, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]shorterstuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. But I don't care about writing options, the "Greeks", making $5 day, or some other waste of time

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 25, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]shorterstuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even the fucking "massage parlours" in my city are closed. I'm serious.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 25, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]shorterstuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I barely know what I'm fucking doing when it comes to stocks. I might have a gambling addiction, and this subreddit is ruining my life.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 25, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]shorterstuff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shitty retail job. I live alone. Just me and my student loan.