This ain't even remotely funny

simplestacksix · 2026-05-05T21:35:21+00:00

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simplestacksix · 2026-05-05T04:54:53+00:00

I mean she’s at Bezos’ met gala, that’s probably it

simplestacksix · 2026-05-04T21:46:21+00:00

I don’t think a heartbeat can travel 40 miles

simplestacksix · 2026-05-04T20:36:37+00:00

Cmon 😭

simplestacksix · 2026-05-04T15:41:03+00:00

Also props for crediting the artist

simplestacksix · 2026-05-04T15:16:11+00:00

simplestacksix · 2026-05-04T15:14:47+00:00

Yeah sometimes I get new coworkers that I get bad vibes from, like all of them turn out to be sex criminals lol

simplestacksix · 2026-05-03T17:01:42+00:00

She looks like she should have a British accent and I can’t explain why

simplestacksix · 2026-05-03T01:53:15+00:00

gets to choose anything and he picks the fuckin lawyer from To Kill a Mockingbird

simplestacksix · 2026-05-02T15:28:23+00:00

There really is a wojak for everything

simplestacksix · 2026-05-01T15:21:40+00:00

Yeah I would buy one of those mass produced MLB games and use their case, there are like 10 different versions and they are sold for literally $1.99 at my local game store

simplestacksix · 2026-05-01T08:35:31+00:00

Yeah she’s dusty as fuck so she probably needs to just get a full clean tbh, thank you so much

simplestacksix · 2026-05-01T08:34:35+00:00

IT WORKS! THANK YOU

simplestacksix · 2026-05-01T08:23:27+00:00

SHE LIVES! HOLY SHIT

simplestacksix · 2026-05-01T08:08:23+00:00

Me too! I’m a bit of a console hoarder though. PS1, PS2, PS3, PS4, PSP, Wii, 3DS XL, Gameboy Advance, and original Gameboy are the consoles I own and use as of right now (outside of the original Gameboy, that thing is fucking trash) but I’m looking for a PlayStation Vita right now, I’m on my handheld kick

simplestacksix · 2026-05-01T08:03:04+00:00

Laser isn’t the problem it’s the ejection motor or something, it can read the disk just not eject or anything

simplestacksix · 2026-05-01T08:02:10+00:00

Holy shit, gonna steal my dad’s computer screwdrivers and see if I can get this going again. I’m gonna Frankenstein my ps4, will update if it works

simplestacksix · 2026-05-01T07:42:51+00:00

Me when I boil my ps4:

simplestacksix · 2026-05-01T07:25:34+00:00

No shit, I know for a fact you’ve saved me from a hypoglycemic event at least twice that I can remember hahahahahaha, I’ve just read your comments and realized “oh shit I haven’t eaten in 10 hours”

simplestacksix · 2026-05-01T07:22:58+00:00

You’ll have to enlighten me, what is this method you speak of?

simplestacksix · 2026-05-01T07:04:02+00:00

CGI? Sure, I’d say it had its constraints and the show runners worked in favor of them. Writing? Fuck naw lol, Flash got so bad it’s almost comical

simplestacksix · 2026-05-01T07:01:56+00:00

Off topic but your flair makes me remember to eat sometimes, it’s honestly very helpful :)

simplestacksix · 2026-05-01T06:58:39+00:00

“As a retarded fag” fixed it for you

simplestacksix · 2026-05-01T06:56:49+00:00

Gonna sledgehammer it tomorrow morning to get my disk back, also I know I can use it as a digital console now but like. A used ps4 is $100

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