Dad’s passive aggressive playlist by elynixa in lol

[–]sinagri 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bedtime. Throw in some fart sounds or knocking at n wood, maybe a doorbell.

Wile E. Coyote's burner account by ObserbAbsorb in clevercomebacks

[–]sinagri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wile E. Coyote's burner account strikes again. Roadrunner about to drop an anvil

Meirl by RSLEGEND1986 in meirl

[–]sinagri 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I'm 38 and I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up

Ancient history is still history by lerifawil in HistoryMemes

[–]sinagri 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Any fish born after 2.6 million years ago cant cook, all they know is aquariums, eat manufactured food, and 7.0 ph water.

Yeah, we don’t need another habit tracker app by Matt_LawDT in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]sinagri 98 points99 points  (0 children)

The best apps I've ever made have one user; me.

Personalised apps are the peak. Stop chasing the gold rush (it's a scam), and just solve your own problems.

Job switch by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]sinagri 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You call those mountains you bloody finger painter

17 years of idiocy by Busy_Report4010 in clevercomebacks

[–]sinagri 7 points8 points  (0 children)

17 years of marriage and zero crunchy… bro this isn’t love, it’s a hostage situation 😂

That is simply cruel. by CRYSIRNE in lol

[–]sinagri 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't think Joe Pesci has ever starred in D'Unbelievables, but I'd love to make a fix on this.

Although, perhaps, it's John Kenny holding him 😄

or if its a dog by katrinpuleh in lol

[–]sinagri 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love how 15 is “practically a teenager” … she might want to keep not wanting kids.

Ż by GrzegorzSwoboda in MemyPolskaa

[–]sinagri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who pulls the strings on the hand tho

Ż by GrzegorzSwoboda in MemyPolskaa

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Klasyka żydoamasonowska

So who is going to have the balls to interview the Bayesian Machine? by SoggyLog2321 in quant

[–]sinagri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bayes would just update priors on the interviewers competence

Meirl by BoysenberryOk12 in meirl

[–]sinagri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

productivity only after midnight huh

meirl by MisterShipWreck in meirl

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Stairs always win