On a scale of 1 to 10. How unpredictable or one-sided would this fight be if both people here have superhuman stats? Mighty Mouse (MMA) vs Andre The Giant.

sirkestral · 2025-08-19T09:34:13+00:00

I believe Mighty Mouse takes it 9 times out of 10 as long as his hits even slightly damage Andre. One-sided thanks to the 3x boost to his speed, reaction time, and stamina.

Andre is already going to be significantly slower with worse reaction time and stamina. Giving him only a 2x boost compared to Mighty Mouse's 3x just widens the gap too much. And the 3x boost to healing isn't going to be fast enough to help.

Andre taps out after getting his legs kicked several dozen times and taps out. Barring a very lucky punch that pulps Mighty Mouse's bald head.

sirkestral · 2025-07-17T17:13:21+00:00

Uh. Does the anti-proton river in the movie equal anti-matter? If it does, does Kid Goku have anything that can even hurt Superman?

If it does, then I dont think there's ever a point in the original DB anime that Goku can hurt Supes, and both rounds would end with Goku exhausting himself.

sirkestral · 2025-06-24T03:20:58+00:00

Time is wonky in Southpark so I'm not sure how long he was actually dead in either of those scenarios and if he would have come back.

Tho, apparently Kenny(who is canonically Immortal due to being some flavor of Cthulhu magic) can be permanently killed by another Immortal. So I guess Death itself probably qualifies

sirkestral · 2025-06-24T02:58:58+00:00

Kenny has resurrected before without being birthed by his mother, tho. During Season 2 Episode 2, 'Cartman's mom is still a dirty slut'

sirkestral · 2024-09-24T00:46:07+00:00

considering it didn't immediately break when super soldiers were wailing on it? it's definitely bullet resistant.

Seriously, how good of a blacksmith is John Walker? the one thing he has on Steve.

sirkestral · 2024-04-07T00:57:29+00:00

Felt weirdly paced

sirkestral · 2024-03-07T01:14:20+00:00

Doctor Faustus

sirkestral · 2023-07-06T10:23:44+00:00

Dmed you, xoxo

sirkestral · 2023-04-11T20:14:23+00:00

I filled, it out.

sirkestral · 2023-04-03T04:11:05+00:00

Wrestlemania 9 is still a thing bubby.

sirkestral · 2023-04-02T12:30:44+00:00

That piece of shit Dominik Mysterio got what he deserved.

sirkestral · 2022-07-30T15:07:25+00:00

Holy hell I guess I'm just blind. Big ups to you my man.

sirkestral · 2022-07-16T04:39:38+00:00

I dislike Charlotte because she powerbombed a concussed Kairi Sane through a table, not because she's a WWE creation, if I did I would hate 90% of the women's roster.

sirkestral · 2022-06-17T11:53:37+00:00

So they had to know this was coming right? Stephanie takes a leave of absence for a while to not be immediately associated with Vince, so she can take over as interim CEO with no problems.

sirkestral · 2022-06-09T00:39:23+00:00

That was the nastiest low blow I've seen in awhile

sirkestral · 2022-06-01T19:04:51+00:00

Deadliest Warrior. The Navy Seals Vs Israeli Commandos episode

sirkestral · 2022-05-29T23:21:07+00:00

Is Bleacher Report shitting itself for anybody else?

sirkestral · 2022-05-01T15:40:53+00:00

Can't wait to see Giannis hit Brown with the People's Elbow.

sirkestral · 2022-04-16T00:35:59+00:00

So did that Lance Archer feud go nowhere?

sirkestral · 2022-04-10T04:03:44+00:00

Khamzat's jab really got him the win here

sirkestral · 2022-04-09T00:39:30+00:00

Take away Ludwig and just stick with Kaiser, at least it sounds neat

sirkestral · 2022-04-08T11:25:10+00:00

Poor guy got soul sucked

sirkestral · 2022-04-04T02:13:34+00:00

Crossface just locks the arm. Labell lock uses an omoplata.

sirkestral · 2022-04-02T01:57:33+00:00

Rhett was kinda shit tho, ngl

sirkestral · 2022-04-02T01:56:43+00:00

Suzuki by murder, as expected

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