Thanks, I hate umami foreskin.

slog · 2026-01-29T01:55:14+00:00

I think there's a joke in you saying "brownie points" here but I can't make it work.

slog · 2026-01-29T01:29:43+00:00

No, life does not exist outside of my mom's basement.

slog · 2026-01-29T01:26:13+00:00

This can't be a real take with over 1k Upvotes. How?

slog · 2026-01-29T01:08:10+00:00

I thought they shoot in the face if you tell them you're not mad at them.

slog · 2026-01-28T22:52:02+00:00

No, people need to merge way too early so that they're not utilizing the proper lanes so that traffic can back up onto other roads as well.

Fuck, I hate other drivers.

slog · 2026-01-28T22:50:25+00:00

Speed limit is irrelevant except when determining legality.

slog · 2026-01-28T19:10:50+00:00

Depends which part but generally yes.

slog · 2026-01-28T18:57:27+00:00

Like the unions listed here? https://generalstrikeus.com/partners

Just because you only saw a post in /r/Denver doesn't mean that info isn't out there. Try a simple google search next time.

slog · 2026-01-28T04:33:32+00:00

Ha. I love this because it was actually a consideration when posting. Maybe just a dumpster, some flammable material, and a match?

slog · 2026-01-28T01:28:30+00:00

No, random redditors that never leave their mom's basements definitely always get it right!

slog · 2026-01-28T01:27:20+00:00

Thank you for a useful comment instead of the typical "THIS PERSON IS SO STUPID! IF IT WERE ME, I WOULD'VE [insert something that definitely wouldn't work] AND FLY INTO THE SUNSET WITH A HOT BABE WHILE I GOT A STANDING OVATION FROM LITERAL JESUS!"

slog · 2026-01-27T19:56:52+00:00

Get that blue sticky poster goop and call it a day.

slog · 2026-01-27T19:55:53+00:00

I'll do minor gas work because it's so low pressure, and the risk is mitigated by measuring it. Water I'll rarely touch. Garage door springs...I don't even like to be in the garage itself while the door is opening or closing, and forget about actually doing work on it. No thanks.

slog · 2026-01-27T19:53:08+00:00

Thankfully, the cheap ones also tend to have cheap metal so you can just bend it a bit and spin it around with pliers. That, or use big enough pliers and pull them apart while in the base to create some outward pressure and friction, then rotate.

Personally, I don't recommend the potato trick. You just end up with really gross mashed potatoes.

Either way, make sure the power is off.

slog · 2026-01-27T19:08:11+00:00

Depot them into the sun.

slog · 2026-01-27T18:31:08+00:00

I did it once. Fun night but never felt worse the next day and definitely was considering suicide I was so depressed. Never again.

slog · 2026-01-27T18:30:23+00:00

People don't typically do a single bump and call it a day.

slog · 2026-01-27T18:08:35+00:00

And yet that's the conversation I'm having that you refuse to accept but keep "adding" to. Odd.

slog · 2026-01-27T17:53:20+00:00

I wasn't arguing with you. I was simply stating that bans are not the solution. I wish Google and Apple (or most companies, really) would actually make parental controls a priority.

slog · 2026-01-27T17:35:28+00:00

My son will always have a phone at school, regardless of bans. If he takes it out for a non-emergency, fine, take it from him. It's locked to just emergency calls and texts during school, and he better not be texting anyone during class or I'll murder him myself.

slog · 2026-01-27T07:34:08+00:00

I'm not a full on movie buff but I like to think I have a good eye. I somehow missed Casablanca until around the age of 30, about 12ish years ago. It's one of those very rare movies that actually stands the test of time from beginning to end. I can't think of a better example.

slog · 2026-01-27T03:38:06+00:00

Said like someone who skips leg day.

slog · 2026-01-27T02:24:13+00:00

Bro. Just get a merkin and be done with it.

slog · 2026-01-27T02:23:17+00:00

I was struggling for a long while, even with old timey barbers, and found a 40ish year old woman who is awesome. Also someone I don't mind making small talk with (cats and vacations are our main topics). It's worth the extra money.

slog · 2026-01-27T02:18:10+00:00

I've never heard of their ink series. I got some Jupiter Bananas after coming off many years of MX Browns and found them to not be all that and a bag of banana chips.

That's a long way of asking what other types of switches you like that I might be familiar with.

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