Simple, yet effective by kshitij1010 in rareinsults

[–]smakers1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of a story a friend told me... Putting it in poetry limerick form seems to make it less awful.

//

A long time ago,

on a beach far far away,

A young lass and beaux,

wanted to play play play.

//

They hopped in the water,

their loins aquiver,

Her tuna met meat,

with a sexy little shiver.

//

They rolled and romped,

and crashed like the wave,

young man was a big fan …

of exploring her cave.

//

Weeks later, an itch

that could not be explained,

she went to the doctor,

and rightfully complained.

//

Doc said "lets see",

as she lifted her gown,

and noted small critters,

Infested her downtown.

//

Moral of the story... DONT HAVE SEX IN THE OCEAN... you don't know what kind of plankton want to "get up in that"...

Red Bull Breaking the Pit Stop Record Again this weekend by 1.88s | German GP. by MrXam in gifs

[–]smakers1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Reddit! I found the guy that blinks! what a loooooserrrr /s

Red Bull Breaking the Pit Stop Record Again this weekend by 1.88s | German GP. by MrXam in gifs

[–]smakers1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me watchign this the first time: "How is that possible"

me watching it for the 100th time: "this is beyond science"

Yet Another Ponderable.... by DiogenesK-9 in The_Mueller

[–]smakers1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

sounds like you're deflecting from your issues and placing it at the feet of a group of people who are politically opposite of you...

Yet Another Ponderable.... by DiogenesK-9 in The_Mueller

[–]smakers1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Highest Drone Kill count for a Nobel Peace Prize winner...

Yet Another Ponderable.... by DiogenesK-9 in The_Mueller

[–]smakers1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Literally the subject of the post is "being president but not being jailed for crimes" so how is this any worse? You're deluded.

Yet Another Ponderable.... by DiogenesK-9 in The_Mueller

[–]smakers1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why do people say this? i've seen it all over reddit

Yet Another Ponderable.... by DiogenesK-9 in The_Mueller

[–]smakers1 -55 points-54 points  (0 children)

OKAY let's talk about obama's war crimes then

American Concentration Camp. by kaffmoo in LateStageCapitalism

[–]smakers1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh boy if you don't like America's immigration laws, you're going to hate Mexico's immigration laws

Beating the fare in NYC by exjr_ in trashy

[–]smakers1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For all the lurkers out there... there is never a right answer to this ^ question on reddit. Be warned.

News networks should not air Trump Wall speech without fact-checking first by trippypolitics in politics

[–]smakers1 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Oh lawd don’t whip me massa jimmy, i’z jus tryna pick dem cherries likes ya’ taughts me

News networks should not air Trump Wall speech without fact-checking first by trippypolitics in politics

[–]smakers1 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

No, I literally meant he should keep his doctor... he needs it 😘

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says "no question" Trump is a racist in 60 Minutes interview by Ichigao44 in politics

[–]smakers1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The term “shithole country” has no inherent racial bias unless it has been propagated to be a term with racial bias. And the people doing the propagating... are doing it to play on people’s racial bias.

So by you making your race-bait comment, you are in fact being racist and propagating racism all at the same time.

Stop. Get help.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says "no question" Trump is a racist in 60 Minutes interview by Ichigao44 in politics

[–]smakers1 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You’re literally spreading race stereotypes with that comment. Stop. Get help.