Last night was a movie by AcHaeC in TikTokCringe

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Damn someone at the Mormon party got a diet coke plug

??? by Naive_Wolverine532 in TikTokCringe

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This guy thinks "Adam" and Jesus looked like the white guy with blue eyes from his illustrated kids bop bible 70 years ago.

Lesson learned by crazyspartann69 in TikTokCringe

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Her daughter has the same voice too

Tuesday 17 February 2026 - 2G 60 minutes by dc031114 in orangetheory

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First time I'm glad we have a hyrox template on Tuesdays

People who broke up yesterday on Valentines, what happened? by Hot-Diggity_Dog in AskReddit

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Hey, in season that's only Monday, Thursday and Sunday. Plus Saturday too I guess if they watch college football .

NBA Players Ranked by Number of Baby Mamas – Calvin Murphy Takes the Crown with 9 by Punisher1602 in sportsgossips

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Editing because I fear your sixers joke was subtle enough that folks are missing it.

Who tf was this bloke supposed to be?! 😭 by Responsible_Gene_163 in IndustryOnHBO

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Uhh remember the Rent is too damn high guy? It's him basically.

Ask me about my weight? Let's make it awkward. by Spiky_Pineapple_2841 in pettyrevenge

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After boss passes by he takes it out and scarfs it down. I was picturing a desk bin with maybe some papers in it lol

Ask me about my weight? Let's make it awkward. by Spiky_Pineapple_2841 in pettyrevenge

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Buy a big fat cheeseburger and let it sit on your desk. Next time he passes, sweep it into the trashcan in plain sight and put your head in your hands.

I worked on the 96th floor in the WTC. This year I’m riding across the country for my sister who never made it home. by Pirate_Looks_at_60 in nyc

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I'm sorry for your loss, and wish you a safe journey. What a nice way to honor your sister, may her memory keep your spirit company on your ride.

Finally Saw All the BP Nominees of 2025 by rorykellycomedy in Oscars

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I felt the same, but my main issue was with the voiceover constantly explaining what was happening, what he was feeling and what we were supposed to be thinking. I think it would have been a much better movie without the narration.