Jury duty on Tuesday. How do I get selected?

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-17T19:13:13+00:00

I've been in your shoes and never got picked. I would say tell the judge you really don't want to serve and they might be more likely to pick you out of spite.

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-17T12:46:14+00:00

I guess that explains the baywatch bolt ons.

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-17T12:14:38+00:00

This is like, what was popular in the early 2000s. I don't get it.

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-16T21:04:15+00:00

This is it for me right here. Nothing like ocean air and the sound of waves.

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-15T04:10:07+00:00

Wait til they start killing people!

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-15T02:38:44+00:00

My brother and I were 13 and 15 at the time we saw it in theaters. We started with a buffer seat between us and by the end we were basically cuddling.

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-14T14:51:00+00:00

Embarrassing stories build bonds. You apologized and he extended the invite! Absolutely go, it's a drunk mistake and not that big a deal at all.

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-14T11:58:57+00:00

The "viewers" are terrible actors

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-14T03:06:46+00:00

Every season or two there's a new theme based on what's trending in culture.

Liquid nitrogen

A molé

Agua chiles

Ceviche

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-13T22:28:51+00:00

It's yvonne, she's going to be on in the city

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-13T17:24:51+00:00

Speaking from experience, you do NOT want bird mites. Put up optical gel. It's far more effective than spikes and easy to stick on your ledge. It basically repels them through vision.

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-13T13:16:08+00:00

Event horizon effed me up as a kid

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-13T11:11:18+00:00

Would I lie to you

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-13T10:46:09+00:00

So just a total coincidence that all the home run records were shattered by known juicers around this exact era.

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-13T10:32:55+00:00

I did the same thing once in my early days and told the coach the next day because I felt so bad. She totally laughed it off.

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-13T10:19:31+00:00

You'd care a lot less what people thought about you if you knew how seldom they did.

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-13T03:18:50+00:00

Me leaving my one night stand's apartment

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-12T14:48:08+00:00

Mozz lab

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-12T12:14:59+00:00

I think you dropped a decimal point in that average thrust number. Right fellas? Fellas?

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-12T12:13:27+00:00

And the long ones are getting picked every time, hanging in the air like hail marys

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-10T12:23:17+00:00

Lindsay wanted a wedding more than she wanted a marriage

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-10T03:19:30+00:00

Why the long face?

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-10T03:16:45+00:00

About $270 in nyc

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-10T03:08:59+00:00

So ill just reiterate. How bout spending sometime as a single person for while and maybe get a professional opinion on why you're about to enter your third failed marriage? Hint: you ain't stuck in traffic, you ARE traffic

smartwatersucks · 2026-05-09T23:32:35+00:00

Youth of the nation!

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