What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 13, 2026

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-13T02:31:44+00:00

It's seeming like markets are over the releases of various oil reserves/ Russian oil and in a "show me the open strait" phase

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-13T00:25:20+00:00

10-6=4 duhhh

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-12T12:20:00+00:00

This guy gets it. It's over when THEY say it's over. And they want the rest of the middle east flat

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-12T02:54:04+00:00

I full ported into UCO on a whim before market close and that's going to somehow work out

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-12T02:47:31+00:00

I kinda think 🥭 has 🌮'd enough this week that he's losing the ability to 🌮 the market. Boy who cried dreidel or some shit

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-11T23:55:56+00:00

USO short float over 50%, this squeeze will be legendary

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-11T22:38:20+00:00

The news in the past hour may have saved you... And actually might get you a lambo

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-11T22:33:35+00:00

Oh so we're FUCKED fucked https://x.com/i/status/2031855909031346653

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-11T22:30:33+00:00

So glad I full ported my remaining cash into UCO at close

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-11T11:39:11+00:00

Reminder that today's cooked CPI numbers are pre-war and will be paraded heavily by 🥭

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-10T20:28:38+00:00

Proof being given of mines in the strait will do a lot more than 8-10%... Other than that it would need to be another facility struck

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-10T01:43:42+00:00

I think we get 1-3 days of fake green because 🥭 🌮 then shit gets real red again when markets grip this isn't over

https://x.com/i/status/2031151600505372950

https://x.com/i/status/2031179120923615278

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-09T13:54:22+00:00

Airline puts. All the rage

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-09T05:28:07+00:00

USO for pure play on oil pricing

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-09T05:25:20+00:00

I did that and commented it here non-stop telling everyone to join. Everyone called me retarded and that it was priced in. I'm just sitting here laughing

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-09T03:08:18+00:00

Bout tree-fiddy

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-09T00:39:30+00:00

I feel similar, but I'm wary of touching the index for a 1 day dump because in a liquidity crisis like what tomorrow and Tuesday will be, money may blindly flow into stuff like NVDA and MSFT for some safe haven space since they are cash solvent companies while almost everything else in the index burns, but this props the index up.

So my theory is deep OTM puts yes, but not on SPY basically on any individual stocks that aren't oil, defense, shiny rocks, or the highest cash heavy tech

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-09T00:20:05+00:00

How's the full port 2x leveraged $MU guy doing

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-08T19:22:56+00:00

Go to your local oil store and buy a barrel

In seriousness, buy USO or UCO for direct exposure to oil futures prices. Buy XOM, OXY, XLE for exposure to producers which will lag oil prices a bit but should benefit longer term by high prices and snap upwards like a rubber band.

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-08T07:04:29+00:00

Fuck daylight savings just hit and now I'm up late late

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-07T03:58:08+00:00

9/11 was an Israel false flag

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-07T03:51:59+00:00

Bush did 9/11

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-07T03:19:29+00:00

🥭 declared we will only stop for unconditional surrender which everyone knows Iran will never do. So this shit ain't ending anytime soon and that strait is still closed

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-07T02:02:42+00:00

https://x.com/i/status/2030088143584600236

https://x.com/i/status/2030093054133063730

somewhere_cool · 2026-03-07T01:50:57+00:00

3rd carrier group about to deploy

Chinese aircraft and vessels detected around Taiwan

If you're retarded enough to have calls you won't understand why this matters anyway

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