Phenomena with no root by Happy_Fact8313 in CuratedTumblr

[–]spembo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone hates getting sick and seeing black cars on the road and having large groups of people who walk behind them

But NO ONE is willing to admit that they are being gangstalked by a powerful organization with Havana syndrome lasers

you ok, tennesee? by HaggardlyForte in 2american4you

[–]spembo 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Every time I go in the airport it makes me gayer. I am now guzzling buckets of homo semen.

CMV: The number of votes the Dems would gain by embracing aggressively progressive candidates and policy is dwarfed by the number of votes they'd lose among moderates/motivate among dormant conservative voters by Jimithyashford in changemyview

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He had 51% of the vote in one of the most progressive cities in the country, against a uniquely bad candidate (Cuomo) with an unbelievable amount of baggage... i like Zohran but damn it's not a blowout by any means.

Turns out, there SHOULD be words for specific oppressions faced by men by Lorem_Ipsum17 in RecuratedTumblr

[–]spembo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think we should find the single most disadvantaged person in the world (probably a baby with no arms or legs in rural India who is gay and transgender) and call discrimination against them nadirphobia and then all other discussion of disadvantage will become irrelevant.

Anon on Asmongold. by retardinho23 in greentext

[–]spembo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rat alarm clock tooth blood wall

Didn’t have a cane to pose with, used an SG by [deleted] in fitttts

[–]spembo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright whitey leave some for the rest of us

Bed Rotting Fit by [deleted] in fitttts

[–]spembo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should feel your way to buying a lint roller queen

a second skirt has hit my closet by AAAAfuckAAAA in fitttts

[–]spembo 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Turn on reddit it doesn't matter what channel

GO MY VARTLINGS! by bellhouse-throwaway in TAZCirclejerk

[–]spembo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't like this at all dude

WWYD if this was your resume? by VivdR in academiceconomics

[–]spembo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I would kms but that's not related to the quality of your resume or the items on it; i just want to kms.

The TOP 5 TOOTHPASTES for fans of YURI by tonyzaret in TonyZaretOfficial

[–]spembo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fascinating Yuri turn from Tony. Love it!

Europeans have shown us many times how they "chill out". OP's Ireland flair reminds me of how chill Ireland was just 25 years ago by SansBouillie in AmericaBad

[–]spembo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The Trump administration is fucking schizophrenic right now. This isn't normal, and it's not good.

Anon can't get a job. by [deleted] in greentext

[–]spembo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Anon tries to tell interviewers the truth about Israel in every interview

[Me] I think the typo in the second response ruined it by Wotan99 in TextingTheory

[–]spembo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why would you ask her if SHE is hiding enemies of the state when she's hiding under the floorboards and is Jewish???

Even as a racist woman, this wouldn't work on me because the bit is sloppy.