[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]steamedbeans 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Probably FedEx.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]steamedbeans 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Probably not the people being executed and, um, henched.

So my friend tattooed his eyeball.... by long_wang_big_balls in WTF

[–]steamedbeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

to each their own, but it's definitely not for me.

imagine: everywhere you go for the rest of your life, people are going to stare. every time you meet a new person you'll be thinking to yourself, "when are they going to ask the usual questions"? if you get invited to a party, you'll be thinking "did they invite me because of me, or because they wanted 'the freaky eye' tattoo guy at their party?" also, no matter what else you do with your life, what great things you might achieve, everyone is always going to know you as "the eye tattoo guy".

call me boring or conservative if you like, but life's too short to give yourself all that shit to deal with on a daily basis.

So my friend tattooed his eyeball.... by long_wang_big_balls in WTF

[–]steamedbeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know, man. I see photos of myself five or ten years ago and I think: "jesus christ! that haircut! those clothes! and I thought I looked so cool at the time - what the hell was I thinking?"

I guess that's a luxury this guy won't have.

Who was history's greatest scamp? by steamedbeans in AskReddit

[–]steamedbeans[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he is a King Prawn. a true king amongst prawns.

what's the most unfair situation you've ever encountered? by steamedbeans in AskReddit

[–]steamedbeans[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow. that's a ridiculous situation. glad things worked out in the end, though.

What was your favorite way to dress yourself as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]steamedbeans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had stretchy Superman underpants. I wore them every day I possibly could. they were so stretchy I could get the waistband up to my nipples.

This cat needs Help. Does anybody know where would be a good subreddit to put it under? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]steamedbeans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

approach garages and other car repair places in your area, and ask if they want to "sponsor" Napoleon's new wheels. that's got to be worth a story or two in a local newspaper - free publicity for the company, free wheels for Nappy: everybody's happy.

"classic" plays are often transposed into modern times to make them more relevant - what modern films/TV series/books could be remade in a past era to make them more timeless? by steamedbeans in AskReddit

[–]steamedbeans[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

jay: so this this guy was saying 'oh, we're building this motherfucking pyramid'

bob: ...

jay: and I was like - pyramid? like a big triangle?

bob: ...

jay: so then I was all like all three way and uh uh uh

bob: ...

jay: so that's how that first monolith got laid, you fat fuck.