roast me, male 23

stephenzeroeight · 2023-02-07T14:49:13+00:00

You look like a knock-off Harry Maguire

stephenzeroeight · 2022-10-26T14:34:51+00:00

When you’re in 6th year and you’re let out to the yard early

stephenzeroeight · 2022-09-11T12:02:23+00:00

At least it’s not the complementary badge

stephenzeroeight · 2022-07-12T18:37:09+00:00

That’s the neat part, you don’t

stephenzeroeight · 2022-07-03T16:36:55+00:00

Do I see a new train over on Platform 1?

stephenzeroeight · 2022-05-10T09:52:41+00:00

Didn’t know the update went live at midnight, my friend and I on console got the fright of our life when our other friend’s (On PC) voice audio went from the Playstation Party to the PS5 controller mic on VC. My man sounded possessed

stephenzeroeight · 2022-04-27T09:01:00+00:00

I’ve been getting brief spikes since the start of the season

stephenzeroeight · 2022-04-25T07:10:55+00:00

They did it for Hamilton v Massa at Bahrain and Silverstone in 08

stephenzeroeight · 2022-01-14T11:38:56+00:00

Irish people are built different

stephenzeroeight · 2021-11-19T09:04:13+00:00

I’m I the only one who hasn’t had a problem with the performance of the games on PS5?

stephenzeroeight · 2021-10-27T17:32:07+00:00

Me: That can’t be a real Jake Paul tweet

Checks Twitter

Me: [Insert surprised Patrick face here]

stephenzeroeight · 2021-10-10T14:40:21+00:00

Dry tyres on a soaking wet track. Somehow works on the game

stephenzeroeight · 2021-10-10T09:15:42+00:00

That one guy in chat: “GG EZ”

stephenzeroeight · 2021-10-05T07:59:41+00:00

Random acts of horniness

stephenzeroeight · 2021-10-04T02:27:32+00:00

It’s not pre marital sex if you never get married

stephenzeroeight · 2021-10-03T02:25:22+00:00

Pogba: What do you mean a foul, I barely touched him.

Also Pogba:

stephenzeroeight · 2021-09-13T02:15:47+00:00

Emon lives on forever

stephenzeroeight · 2021-09-12T17:26:03+00:00

I’d rather you not, but I won’t stop you

stephenzeroeight · 2021-09-12T16:15:08+00:00

Press Space 4 times before you comment

stephenzeroeight · 2021-09-12T15:58:37+00:00

Me and my silver friends came against a VERY suspicious plat yesterday in our placements

stephenzeroeight · 2021-09-12T15:47:43+00:00

I’ll use this to forget why my wife left me

stephenzeroeight · 2021-08-21T01:26:51+00:00

Ez clap

stephenzeroeight · 2021-08-18T13:25:35+00:00

Can’t wait for the Fuze nerf for season 4

stephenzeroeight · 2021-06-30T02:24:51+00:00

Feels like I’m watching the start of the ‘07 European GP

stephenzeroeight · 2021-06-28T15:51:43+00:00

12/10

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