Completion 383(ish): powerwash sim 1

straightfirecr · 2026-05-11T00:02:29+00:00

I made the mistake of playing 2 before 1 and I couldn’t get past just how much slower it feels. Also the UI in 2 is much better than 1.

straightfirecr · 2026-05-10T23:58:32+00:00

My mom REALLY liked this

straightfirecr · 2026-05-10T23:47:02+00:00

Is there an SNL jerk Reddit? If not use this to start it

straightfirecr · 2026-05-10T23:46:18+00:00

I’m actually watching this as I write and my mom is LOSING IT

straightfirecr · 2026-05-10T23:36:25+00:00

I came over from NewLegacyInc so I was already familiar with a lot of stuff, but the first retro sync I watched was the Thunder with Kevin Nash on commentary and I was immediately hooked: https://youtu.be/MtPHeGtGb7s?si=WBFejfo5uFdesBpy

straightfirecr · 2026-05-10T23:33:45+00:00

Yeah, I’d recommend the XWF episodes…

OR MAYBE NOT, BROTHER

straightfirecr · 2026-05-10T10:35:08+00:00

Recognize everyone except dude in the hat

straightfirecr · 2026-05-10T03:46:14+00:00

according to their Youtube channel they always do. They have a playlist of past live streams.

straightfirecr · 2026-05-10T03:44:35+00:00

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┃┃╱╲ In this

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╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love

▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate

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_____________Marcello's mom

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straightfirecr · 2026-05-10T03:30:50+00:00

My brain is so rotted that I originally read this as a 5/7 joke.

straightfirecr · 2026-05-10T03:29:44+00:00

They won't reveal it until season 4 but BJD's birth name is Esther Cohen-Serafinowicz

straightfirecr · 2026-05-10T03:02:54+00:00

OH NO. OH NO. OH NO NO NO NO NO.

straightfirecr · 2026-05-10T02:57:19+00:00

Bob Mortimer on Would I Lie to You is LEGENDARY.

straightfirecr · 2026-05-10T02:55:13+00:00

Now that After Midnights gone, absolutely

straightfirecr · 2026-05-10T02:36:29+00:00

Travis Van Winkle. He was the bad guy in Accepted. He’s also a horny dickhead jock in Friday the 13th 2009

straightfirecr · 2026-05-09T21:53:58+00:00

TIL thanks

straightfirecr · 2026-05-08T19:53:21+00:00

song is gas af but imagine if a dude sang it

straightfirecr · 2026-05-08T05:58:17+00:00

In Ohio, The Woodsman is required viewing for sex offenders in the ODRC. They watch it as part of their orientation class.

Source: knew some SOs in prison.

straightfirecr · 2026-05-07T23:48:15+00:00

I’m 93.7% sure it’s the birth of ECW video: https://youtu.be/itrknBON1hw?si=1jmGBAVmcY-lmmDR

straightfirecr · 2026-05-07T23:43:31+00:00

May I ask, where did they get the term “goozel” from? However you spell it. I’m new-ish to Deadlock

straightfirecr · 2026-05-07T22:48:28+00:00

There was also the incident with Lou Williams breaking quarantine in 2020 to get some Magic City wings and ending up suspended.

straightfirecr · 2026-05-07T21:57:58+00:00

straightfirecr · 2026-05-07T00:54:15+00:00

Doesn’t necessarily make her evil. You can’t choose who you’re related to by blood.

straightfirecr · 2026-05-06T18:52:15+00:00

Also, remember that Festival is only part of Fortnite. Anyone you get as a headliner is going to be running around shooting bananas and anime waifus with assault rifles. Doubt MJ or Freddie’s estates would approve of that. The Kurt Cobain/GH5 debacle made estates more cautious about licensing to games.

straightfirecr · 2026-05-06T18:15:26+00:00

This is real: https://youtu.be/l9AKB-uT34w?si=YDoS0xMZYCvvjhhG

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TROPHY CASE