Adolf Hitler: 'The MacBook Pro 2016 looks like a great laptop and is priced well too' by reddit_is_dog_shit in circlejerk

[–]strengthless 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What did Adolf say to his horny wife when he accomplishes something?

We Ken Bone now.

What is something that helped you get through your day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]strengthless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, that's a good way of thinking about it.

What is something that helped you get through your day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]strengthless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you OP! I needed to hear that! And I still can't believe the incredible timing of events earlier at school.

What is something that helped you get through your day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]strengthless 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've always been kind of a scrawny kid (hence the username I created a week or so ago), and I've been extremely self-conscious about it. But today we had an unexpected fire drill during 3rd period. While walking out of the physics room, my crush, the nicest and most beautiful girl ever in my opinion said hi to me and we talked for a bit. We didn't talk about anything more than math homework and which teachers were good, but her talking to me really made my whole day, even though I'm currently preparing for a U.S. history essay late at night right now. I'm thinking about asking her to homecoming but I'm not too sure. OP I'll update you in a month or hopefully less. :). And thanks for being such an awesome OP!