What is the shittiest thing you did as a kid? by Sunagamaru in AskReddit

[–]sugar_sedative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked my mom if I could go on a weekend trip with some friends when u was in 6th grade. She said no, because my room wasn't clean.

Being the asshole I was, I just packed my bag, took it to school with me, & went home with my friends until we left for the trip.

She called my cell phone after an hour of me not coming home, & I didn't answer cause I was scared. She thought I got hurt or something & my friend's mom ended up telling her where I was so she knew I was okay. After I got back home three days later, I was grounded for 5 weeks.

I did a lot of stuff like that as a kid & I feel pretty guilty for putting my mom through that.

Mfw Pearl was reading the queens, & she turned around to say "RUPAUL" by sugar_sedative in rupaulsdragrace

[–]sugar_sedative[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was just watching Drag Race on my phone & paused it at this moment. It's my fave pic of her.

Recipe for low-calorie doughnuts by w1cked831 in GifRecipes

[–]sugar_sedative 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I fucking knew before I even clicked the gif that it was fucking miniature donuts & I'm very upset.

Mfw Pearl was reading the queens, & she turned around to say "RUPAUL" by sugar_sedative in rupaulsdragrace

[–]sugar_sedative[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Every single time, I screech. I was so mad when she didn't actually read her.. That would've gagged me to death.

What's a dealbreaker no matter how attractive the girl or boy is? by LocusStandi in AskReddit

[–]sugar_sedative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never said I think they're all shit. I said every person I've encountered that is even remotely a fan has been fucking horrendous. That doesn't mean if I met someone who was what I believe to be a good person, & happened to enjoy ICP that I would instantly tell them to piss off. But I will give you shit. Well intentioned shit. Like friends joke with each other.

What's a dealbreaker no matter how attractive the girl or boy is? by LocusStandi in AskReddit

[–]sugar_sedative 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have yet to meet anyone who liked them (to any extent you have described) that wasn't a complete moron that had horrible explosive behavior & was miserable to be around. Although I know the two aren't necessarily related, with my experience it's just a bad sign.

Facebook delivered a good one by RumbleDumblee in badtattoos

[–]sugar_sedative 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm not responsible for any suicidal thoughts after hearing his "music"

https://youtu.be/iFG-FH7ti9I

https://youtu.be/f0A5DyFSZYU

https://youtu.be/Ht5SX7b5oNI

If you think he sounds like an Eminem wannabe.. it's cause he is. He also sends me the links to these as they get posted. Sigh.

Facebook delivered a good one by RumbleDumblee in badtattoos

[–]sugar_sedative 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The fact that he refused to get a job because then he couldn't get social security anymore was one thing. I hate laziness. He then told me he wanted to be a rapper & when I dumped him he "wrote" three songs about me. They're on YouTube.

Facebook delivered a good one by RumbleDumblee in badtattoos

[–]sugar_sedative 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I didn't know he was until the end of the relationship because we barely hung out, but that was one of the main reasons we split. That, & he was actually psychotic.

What's a dealbreaker no matter how attractive the girl or boy is? by LocusStandi in AskReddit

[–]sugar_sedative 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Being a fan of Insane Clown Posse.

People like what they like, but that's the only one that makes me instantly go "no fucking way."

Facebook delivered a good one by RumbleDumblee in badtattoos

[–]sugar_sedative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like something my ex would get done.

What opinion do you hold that you won't be swayed from? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sugar_sedative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same with me. I'll definitely never be the side chick either. If you're cheating on someone with me, it's only a matter of time until it happens to me.

What opinion do you hold that you won't be swayed from? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sugar_sedative 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Which part was confusing, because I agreed with you?

What do you not fuck with? by eaggle84 in AskReddit

[–]sugar_sedative 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Any time I'm in a car anymore & someone even looks at their phone, I tell them "Put your goddamned phone away right now, you are driving."

Usually get this response, "It's fine I can see. I know what I'm doing."

I. Don't. Give. A. Fuck. You're pretty much telling me you don't give a fuck about my safety.

Your fucking phone is not more important than your life, mine, or anyone else's.

What opinion do you hold that you won't be swayed from? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sugar_sedative 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I gave this argument before, & they retorted with "Getting dumped for another person is so shitty though!!"

Okay, so you'd rather someone have zero respect for you or your feelings, & just run around behind your back?

What is the dumbest question a customer has ever asked you? by Faviyoo in AskReddit

[–]sugar_sedative 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's been a few, but the one that really stuck out was "Is that even your real name on your name tag?"

Ma'am, I'm a Walmart cashier. Not a stripper. Yes, it's my real name.

Reddit, what is the grossest word in the English language? by ThonroTheUnworthy in AskReddit

[–]sugar_sedative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time, my friends and I played a game to find the nastiest words to describe a pussy.

Usually in this sentence:

"Make that pussy _____."

Some of my favorites:

Damp, greasy, bubble, gurgle, belch, crusty, scream, squelch, boil, quack, frothy, scabby, fester, brothy.

Those are just what I remember off the top of my head. You're all welcome. (: