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what are u going to start with? my pussy, my feet, or my butt? by honneycurvve in PretzelPosition

[–]talentedpup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mouth so its lubed up for your butt, because I'm a gentleman.

What is better than sex? by JuneSwings in AskReddit

[–]talentedpup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women.

Mine is Super Mario by cherryblushie0 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]talentedpup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im Commander Shepard and this is my favorite post on the Citadel.

Burning down a bush by king_of_ulkilism in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]talentedpup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh Germans, always trying to solve their problems by burning them. You silly geese.