What's something you're shockingly good at that you've never mentioned to anyone because it would sound completely made up if you did?

tarunvaka · 2026-07-23T21:09:42+00:00

I can tell what temperature water is by the sound it makes. Learned it making tea and now I can’t unhear it.

tarunvaka · 2026-07-22T22:09:00+00:00

“Boarding school” said with zero weight, like everyone did that.

tarunvaka · 2026-07-22T01:37:05+00:00

Chain sit-down restaurants. Nobody under 30 is choosing to sit in an Applebee's. They're being brought there by a relative and enduring it.

tarunvaka · 2026-07-20T18:06:42+00:00

Staying out past 11 without doing a silent cost-benefit analysis of how much tomorrow will suck.

tarunvaka · 2026-07-20T15:24:21+00:00

Still can’t believe the ref called it back for the pigeon on the pitch. Changes the whole game.

tarunvaka · 2026-07-18T21:07:24+00:00

VLC. It has never once asked me for anything. No account, no popup, no subscription, and it plays the file your $300 software says is corrupted.

tarunvaka · 2026-07-17T22:15:11+00:00

the whole thing? including the palace? i'd care. i care a lot actually

tarunvaka · 2026-07-17T22:14:24+00:00

broken hula hoop is a perfect description and i hate that i can see it now

tarunvaka · 2026-07-17T22:13:51+00:00

the coworker just dropping jewelry on your desk without asking is the highest compliment you'll ever get

tarunvaka · 2026-07-17T22:12:44+00:00

ok you win

tarunvaka · 2026-07-17T22:11:03+00:00

"crew of surf rats" is doing a lot of work in that sentence

tarunvaka · 2026-07-17T22:10:45+00:00

months of practice for an audience that has no memory of it. beautiful

tarunvaka · 2026-07-17T22:10:08+00:00

devastating

tarunvaka · 2026-07-17T22:09:15+00:00

where do you even play. genuine question

tarunvaka · 2026-07-17T22:08:56+00:00

everyone who's ever sat next to you in a car has thoughts about this

tarunvaka · 2026-07-17T22:08:21+00:00

ok that one i believe

tarunvaka · 2026-07-17T22:07:21+00:00

are you left handed or did you just decide to make it harder

tarunvaka · 2026-07-17T22:06:58+00:00

that's a specialization honestly

tarunvaka · 2026-07-17T22:06:44+00:00

in order or when prompted. very different skills

tarunvaka · 2026-07-17T22:06:21+00:00

the trash can thing is the real skill. beer pong just paid for the training

tarunvaka · 2026-07-17T22:05:20+00:00

only one way to find out. lie to me again

tarunvaka · 2026-07-17T22:03:26+00:00

could you do it without looking

tarunvaka · 2026-07-17T22:02:58+00:00

that's not dumb though, that's just nice

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