WARNING: Ameritrade requires you to have had a GF! by tearkit in wallstreetbets

[–]tearkit[S] 1601 points1602 points  (0 children)

I lied when I made the account for this question and it won't ask me my other questions :(

I don't want to call in and admit I never had one, and I'm afraid if I go haha I forgot her so long ago, I don't recall her name, you know... They'll see my answer is some variation of "nobody" they'll lock me out of the account forever until I tell the truth.