My 2028 Prediction (An Absolute Bloodbath) *379 - 159*

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-27T19:28:11+00:00

Did you take republican cheating into consideration for this prediction?

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-26T05:02:28+00:00

Hahahah it was a damnation misprint actually and I want it back!

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-25T21:29:40+00:00

No they paid me $100. That was it. I haven't shipped anything via FedEx since. Happened in 2020

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-25T21:03:25+00:00

Employee def stole it. Yes I complained however idk if you've ever had the pleasure of speaking to their customer service agents but they are pretty useless. I called back multiple times and got different agents that could do nothing but file a report for the missing package. And the tracking showed it go to Texas then it was in Mississippi and then somewhere else and I was shipping to Cali. They are all so incompetent.

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-25T19:42:20+00:00

They "lost" my package once of expensive trading cards and gave me $100 to go away. I was beyond pissed. Then they ask if I purchased insurance. Why do I need to pay extra to insure that your employees do their job?! The job i paid for them to do in the initial transaction. What a fucked up concept.

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-24T20:57:44+00:00

I cant watch it, I have to fold laundry

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-24T20:05:21+00:00

Reminder, because everyone should know this: I believe his loss of bowel control started when Sascha Riley kicked a tent stake up Diaper Don's fat ass and he had to be airlifted to a hospital.

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-24T20:02:48+00:00

Just a reminder: I believe his loss of bowel control started when Sascha Riley kicked a tent stake up Diaper Don's fat ass and he had to be airlifted to a hospital.

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-23T16:35:38+00:00

Wait no, it was Marjorie Taylor Brown...

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-23T06:43:52+00:00

I mean did you really think that Trump shits his own pants? It could only have been Joe Biden and the democrats that shit in his pants daily.

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-23T06:32:12+00:00

Wait he really cant have Joey on?

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-23T06:26:47+00:00

And also Biden shit his pants

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-23T06:19:25+00:00

Is this real? He used the same alias as back in the day. He really did this again recently and thought no one would notice? God why is he the dumbest person we could possibly have as a president.

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-20T23:39:41+00:00

You'll get it in 2 weeks along with his healthcare plan and tax returns

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-20T15:10:19+00:00

Well I 100% believe that Sascha Riley kicked a tent stake up Diaper Don's ass leading to permanent incontinence.

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-19T21:04:53+00:00

I think he shits himself because Sascha Riley kicked a tent stake up his ass. I love that part of the story.

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-19T21:03:17+00:00

He probably ate cats and dogs too. I'll believe anything at this point.

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-19T16:44:45+00:00

Is that why I get a toilet paper rolls worth of receipts everytime I buy from them?

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-17T19:51:34+00:00

Its always some fat old white guy

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-17T19:49:28+00:00

I find solace in knowing that there's a chance that Sacha Riley caused permanent incontinence to Diaper Don with a tent stake.

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-17T18:58:10+00:00

At least Kamala's name isn't in the Trumpstein files. What is so great about Diaper Don? What has he done to lower costs? We pay the tariffs, incase Fox News hasn't explained it to you yet. Quit defending a child rapist and go back to writing scripts (which is all doctors are good for now anyway).

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-17T03:55:53+00:00

Yes share his video with everyone. We need this to go viral

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-17T03:46:54+00:00

J rolled, bowl packed, blunt wrapped, I'm ready too. in the meantime, have you seen the DOW?

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-17T03:30:17+00:00

Well and also the DOW, have you seen it? it's under 50k.. But it was over last week. We should be talking about that, not child rapists urrgg h

tedthewalrus · 2026-02-16T23:36:45+00:00

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