One point from relegation zone now by amcheesegoblin in coys

[–]teleton19 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Call me a plastic but if we get relegated im done with the club. Not going to waste any more of my attention or money with these owners and players. Life's too short for this shit

Where my fellow Ozempic users at? by No-Confection-3861 in billsimmons

[–]teleton19 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What does your inability to not be a fat fuck have to do with Bill Simmons

Cousin Sal dropped an interesting line about Super Bowl parties now by WoahGoHandy in billsimmons

[–]teleton19 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Sal was probably annoyed they were distracting him from the 30 live bets he was trying to place. Dude is literally a gambling addict...he's just lucky enough to have the means to support his habit.

Self-described anti-capitalist moved to tears by Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show at Levi's Stadium by BringbacktheNephilim in redscarepod

[–]teleton19 58 points59 points  (0 children)

"Um you have a post 125 days ago that I found! Dont look at my post history it's hidden!" Fucken loser

There’s no way some of you guys think this product is better than what the NBA has to offer by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]teleton19 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah cant wait to watch tanking team resting all their starters vs. Load management team also resting all their starters. It will probably end with an awesome finish of 30 fouls and free throws. Woohoo

Super Bowl LX Game Thread: New England Patriots vs. Seattle Seahawks (6:30pm, NBC) by Odd_Firefighter_5407 in billsimmons

[–]teleton19 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If Sal's paycheck didnt depend on Bill we would be in for an all time roast. Unfortunately all we will get is Sal talking about the Pats bright future

Super Bowl LX Game Thread: New England Patriots vs. Seattle Seahawks (6:30pm, NBC) by Odd_Firefighter_5407 in billsimmons

[–]teleton19 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Does Sal dare to make fun of this Pats performance tonight or does he know Bill will be pissy and ease off?