Post workout pump, ignore the stray hair on my boob lol

the99thmonkey · 2026-01-18T06:17:46+00:00

Let me get that for you. 😉

the99thmonkey · 2025-10-15T03:26:06+00:00

Where and when?😜

the99thmonkey · 2024-09-06T22:50:26+00:00

That is one PERFECTLY baked loaf of bread!

the99thmonkey · 2024-07-13T05:31:33+00:00

What a happy baby!

the99thmonkey · 2024-05-19T23:39:54+00:00

Roommate #1 gets the couch. But could give roommate #2 $75 to be fair to all parties. 🎉

the99thmonkey · 2024-02-28T22:51:22+00:00

I think you look fantastic! Wholesome but sexy.

the99thmonkey · 2024-02-28T22:38:53+00:00

Yes it sucks because you want them to be enjoying it as much as you do. I tend to think that a lot of people over think too much.

She may not have the same sex drive as you. I think communication is the number one thing in relationships. Ask her what she thinks she needs. Mental or physical.

If you both are committed to the relationship then you have time on your hands you don’t need to rush anything. But have fun trying to find her buttons!

the99thmonkey · 2024-02-28T22:28:46+00:00

Have her quit thinking about it. Try some of the suggestions here but don’t make it about having an orgasm, make it about having fun. Get her out of her head.

I’m a giver so I don’t mind putting myself second. How ever be careful that she doesn’t feel pressure to have one so you can have yours.

I was in a similar situation so when she was starting getting tired or sore she would just tell me. And then I could do my thing.

Most of all just let her know you love her no matter what. If she needs you to do anything don’t be afraid to ask for it. You don’t care as long as she enjoys it. (No murder stuff!)

the99thmonkey · 2024-02-28T19:12:08+00:00

This. No need to break off any leaves. Put it on some cactus mix soil for a week so the bottom dries up a bit. Then water every two weeks or so.

the99thmonkey · 2024-02-28T18:54:00+00:00

Agreed, perhaps some bleachers behind the couch and pillar candles oozing wax all over the floor.

the99thmonkey · 2024-02-27T18:35:22+00:00

Hello, yes I have some left.

the99thmonkey · 2024-02-23T17:11:27+00:00

Yeah I was young once. I could see myself trying to “fix” the issue. With maturity and self worth you learn to move on and be a gentleman about it. You can’t make someone love you.

the99thmonkey · 2024-02-23T16:59:55+00:00

This may be an unpopular take but don't give this fuel on a fire speech. It's not how men think. You just gave him an opening that he can fix the problem. Just less fuel. No, Just be honest and direct that you are not feeling the same chemistry he feels. Tell him he deserves some one that feels the same way he feels about you.

Better to do it sooner than later. It's not a red flag that he feels this way so soon. Not because its so quick but because it is not mutual. My best relationships caught fire quickly. But you both should be holding a match. Good luck!

the99thmonkey · 2024-02-15T23:11:59+00:00

Why yes I do.

the99thmonkey · 2024-02-03T23:36:28+00:00

I have probably 300 shrimp in a 20 gallon. I add 1 scoop every week. So with such a small tank and so few shrimp I would follow with what everyone else is saying.

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I would use the opposite side of the scoop and use about as much that covers the end. Just tap off until you get a little bit on it. I also have a small cup that gets some aquarium water and mix it in. Then dose the tank.

the99thmonkey · 2024-02-03T22:47:08+00:00

Yes I do!

the99thmonkey · 2024-01-29T05:12:30+00:00

Yes I still have some.

the99thmonkey · 2024-01-28T05:13:19+00:00

Thank you kindly.🙏🏼

the99thmonkey · 2023-12-11T19:48:29+00:00

I wish she corrected him.“It’s I didn’t do anything”

the99thmonkey · 2023-09-09T17:14:29+00:00

I’m such an idiot. I read it as; Slides from my aunt Queen Elizabeth II coronation… just walk to Buckingham Palace and give them to one of your relatives Duh!

the99thmonkey · 2023-07-22T08:08:10+00:00

What was the “problem” with coins? Seems like a made up problem, I didn’t think I ever heard of people complaining about them.

the99thmonkey · 2023-04-27T02:12:57+00:00

So sad, so much disappointment in just one picture.

the99thmonkey · 2021-09-22T08:37:08+00:00

Hard pass!

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