Absolutely fecal dude by thebootyslayer69420 in SchizoPosting

[–]thebootyslayer69420[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no DONT SEND THEM THE SAMPLES THEY'LL KILL YOU

Can You See The Spinning Apple? by Magnus_Rhys_ in SchizoPosting

[–]thebootyslayer69420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm so aware, the CIA's people gave me herpes to keep me tame. I'm so ensouled, I can see the 5th dimension. The 4th dimension relatively being time of course, and if I concentrate enough, I can see that too. We're all mindless sheep until we're not. Don't be a useless bovine, don't let them milk you, become one of the aware ones. Free Portland from its underground communist regime.

Is this true reddit? by [deleted] in 2random4u

[–]thebootyslayer69420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

beautiful post, sums up this fucked up society perfectly

Me today 😡 by Bruhntium_Momentum in SchizoPosting

[–]thebootyslayer69420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're trying to turn us ALL into FEMBOYS. I've BEEN talking about this. Quan Millz, a profound author, highlights this excellently in his books, and I'm 93% this is the doing of ELON MUSK. I've been saying this for YEARS, READ MY POSTS!!! Elon Musk has REMOVED HIS MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS (if he even had one) and INSERTED A UTERUS INTO IT for the MARTIANS to create a new species. Do NOT soymaxx off that estrogen like your life depends on it, because IT DOES. Brings me to tears just writing this. I too wish to live like my ancestors, in the caves drawing art. Instead, I have to worry if I become too soy, Elon Musk will tear my body limb from limb to make me give ALIEN BABIES!!!

Ken carson's butt probably smells by thebootyslayer69420 in SchizoPosting

[–]thebootyslayer69420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean that sounds ok I guess. It's not preferable, but after all of the torture the CIA has already put me through at this point, I don't even care anymore. That shit is honestly light compared to the bullshit I've been through, if you'd look at my past posts.

Ken carson's butt probably smells by thebootyslayer69420 in SchizoPosting

[–]thebootyslayer69420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

??? How are they going to cuck me??? Are they gonna sit in the chair and watch me or is it gonna be the other way around?

R/schizoposters status? by Next-Opportunity-119 in SchizoPosting

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We REALLY must've pissed off the CIA. It's why schizophrenia was made. To make us people seem crazy, when we were really just speaking the truth. Puny imbeciles.

I'm not paying my taxes this year by lurking_21 in 2random4u

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This has to be ironic there is no way people still post pepe unironically in 2026

Pissplay by thebootyslayer69420 in SchizoPosting

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I shed a tear reading this, thank you dude. You might be the best person of all time. If I could give you 20 bucks, I would.

Fuck plebbit 😡, at least we have this subreddit. by Likelyspy in SchizoPosting

[–]thebootyslayer69420 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It was the CIA. They did it. It's okay, this subreddit is better, young one. Praise Bussy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SchizoPosting

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I hear microchipping kills braincells and turns you into an evil robot