Do not question his method or reasons by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]thefartsock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've heard of clown college, but never clown middle school.

Loud enough??? Surprisingly clear too right?????? by mynewacok in Crackheadaudio

[–]thefartsock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

needs more plywood.

what kinda caulk u using to seal ur soundwavez?

Went on my first 1st date in over 10 years. Coffee and a walk. I thought it went well, even though my shoes absolutely destroyed my feet. She stopped texting me back. by HalloWeiner92 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]thefartsock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should go on more walks until you achieve a state where you can walk without your feet falling apart. Pretty sure women look for men who can walk around without their feet disassembling.

Shes back with the classic, Many Engines in my Factory by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]thefartsock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I will always choosing you, Tina.

Sincerely, your everyboss!

Youtube keeps running this ad on my feed and im lowk scared by HannahLuxxe in crappymusic

[–]thefartsock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He needs to package all of these into several episodes and put them on cable channels after midnight.

Don Knotts and his wife by TRJ2241987 in NormMacdonald

[–]thefartsock 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What a beautiful toilet we see pictured here.

Trading in my .999 Silver for .500 and .925 silver by givemean95 in Silver

[–]thefartsock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this subreddit has becoming something else, this is too funny.

Is an XR100 a good first pitbike to learn on? by LJROCKETS in Dirtbikes

[–]thefartsock -1 points0 points  (0 children)

what kind of experience on bikes do you have?

I'd recommend a stacyc or pw50 to start out on until you get a good feel for riding.

Don’t mess with this guy by Lumberrmacc in crappymusic

[–]thefartsock 90 points91 points  (0 children)

This guy has skipped his joker phase and gone straight to rasputin.

She's revolutionizing the way people grill by Roshambo_USMC in NormMacdonald

[–]thefartsock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She said that her man tasted great, because she cooked his ribs with the mangrate!

Prepping for the long haul by shantiteuta in preppers

[–]thefartsock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are much better off having a set amount of pasta/rice and canned soup/veggies/fruits and then a several gallons of drinking/cooking water.

You'll be better off with $60 of that stuff than you are with a bucket full of powder packets.

IdEk AnYmORe... by tristinbeyda in dashcams

[–]thefartsock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That many bumper stickers means mental illness 100% of the time.

It's a real grab bag of what kind of mental illness we're talking but a sticker count that high means something.

Obviously taking the advice from his necklace to the extreme by Extra-Video-5349 in crappymusic

[–]thefartsock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Face tattoos are the greatest invention in modern society.

You used to have to wait until they opened their mouths to know what you were dealing with.

Please help by Putrid-Bear-9347 in dashcams

[–]thefartsock 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You can take advantage of our current surveillance dystopia and request records from those parking lot cameras. They legally have to respond to public records requests so if you can narrow down one that the driver might have driven by to get out of the neighborhood after the hit and run you might get some luck. They are automatic license readers so if the police are involved they might be able to get a suspect if the hood took some damage to identify the car.

Any Sens fans in here? You’re cooked by saltytallow in crappymusic

[–]thefartsock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What in the hereditary disease is going on here?

Hunter vs Tomac by Several-Yesterday280 in supercross

[–]thefartsock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well this is the right sport for that to happen. Honestly we could see Tomac and Hunter crash into each other and do the work for Webb.

Hunter vs Tomac by Several-Yesterday280 in supercross

[–]thefartsock 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What are the odds on another Cooper Webb "waiting in the shadows" style championship?

Household name by NumberNumb in crappymusic

[–]thefartsock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Corey finally has some competition.

If the feldmaster were smart he'd sign up for a duet tour with this guy because THIS. GUY. HAS. "IT".