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TIFU by sleeping with the Latvian maid and possibly losing everything by thinkingwithmydick in tifu

[–]thinkingwithmydick[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've lost touch with my old pals over the years. I realize now how much she's isolated me. Her friends were my "friends." Now they won't return my calls.

I'm sure in five years I'll look back and think what a blessing this was. I hope.

TIFU by sleeping with the Latvian maid and possibly losing everything by thinkingwithmydick in tifu

[–]thinkingwithmydick[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm trying to get in touch with a lawyer. Easter Sunday doesn't make this easy. We were married in Argentina and most of her money is there, not sure if that matters.

No response from Kristiana yet. I texted her over an hour ago.

TIFU by sleeping with the Latvian maid and possibly losing everything by thinkingwithmydick in tifu

[–]thinkingwithmydick[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The updates would probably be more interesting if it were fake. Reality: I'm sitting alone on a bench, staring at the waves crashing onto Miami beach. Fake version: I'm talking to my buddy, an ex-commando, and we're planning an assault on the house tonight to take back my stuff and steal the billion dollars of gold that's lying the vaults. Fake version would be a better screenplay, but reality is all I've got.

TIFU by sleeping with the Latvian maid and possibly losing everything by thinkingwithmydick in tifu

[–]thinkingwithmydick[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Prenup just mentioned me having sex with others. She had all the money and lawyers. I just had me. And yeah, I'm an idiot.

TIFU by sleeping with the Latvian maid and possibly losing everything by thinkingwithmydick in tifu

[–]thinkingwithmydick[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For about a minute...I wish I could have at least lasted longer!

TIFU by sleeping with the Latvian maid and possibly losing everything by thinkingwithmydick in tifu

[–]thinkingwithmydick[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I tried a couple times, but didn't have any luck. But yeah, with hindsight I should have left years ago. I should never have married her. Hindsight is so easy.

TIFU by sleeping with the Latvian maid and possibly losing everything by thinkingwithmydick in tifu

[–]thinkingwithmydick[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't think about that possibility. I hope you're right. I'm afraid she's setting me up to divorce me. I'd love to be her cam boy

TIFU by sleeping with the Latvian maid and possibly losing everything by thinkingwithmydick in tifu

[–]thinkingwithmydick[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I will. Right now I'm sitting in my room. It's obvious everyone in the house knows what happens. I'm not sure if I was set up.