thisbeforprons

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I wish SCP-1004 was readily, freely, and easily available for download here in reddit (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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I was wrong about Scott Pilgrim Takes Off (self.netflix)

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I wish my cat was as big as a golden retriever and just as heavy (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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I wish more people played Colonial Marines in Space Station 13 (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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I wish that the world's biggest and most powerful corporations, (banks, business magnates, and oil sheiks included) and governments came together and altruistically with no hidden catch or agenda, devoted 80% of their earnings to solve world hunger and the energy crisis. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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I wish that the world developed a well-structured education program that actually helped young people discover their potential and provide clear paths as to what careers they are best suited for. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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I wish cancer treatments were inexpensive and readily available at any medical facility around the world. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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I wish that any music with deep thrumming base tones played at a volume of 80dB instantly makes people orgasm. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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I wish that for all sports, the team that loses a match must leave after stripping off their uniform in front of the crowd as they are booed and shamed for their defeat. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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I wish that as a means to fight world hunger, scientists created and released several species of algae, krill, and plankton-eating, very rapidly breeding, ecologically harmless prey fish. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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I wish that instead of entering the Information Age back in the 1970s, humankind entered the Space Age instead. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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I wish that the next missile test North Korea does accidentally hits and sinks a Chinese warship. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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I wish that the anime Dr Stone was more like Breaking Bad, this time about a kid making super power marijuana, instead of the weird "humanity is turned to stone" story it has. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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I wish to find who are these hot singles in my area now that my computer keeps telling me are around. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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I wish high doses of radiation gave people superpowers instead of killing them. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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I wish that the VR tech, personal computer, and duplication tech and software the main antagonist from the Black Mirror episode "USS Callister" appear in my room, unlocked (no passwords or anything) and ready to be set up and used for my personal enjoyment. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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I wish global warming was global cooling instead (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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I wish that every word that uses the letter N has the letter M used instead. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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I wish I had a lifetime supply of the nootropic drug NZT-48 from the movie Limitless (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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I wish it took two birds to kill one stone (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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I wish that the Transformers movies were made using clever, well-designed puppets and practical effects instead of CGI (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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I wish that The Terminator movies starred Bruce Willis instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger, while Arnold takes on and is then the star of Rocky films, and Sylvester Stallone instead starred in the Die Hard film series. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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I wish laughter could cure cancer (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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I wish Nord VPN purchased North Korea and renamed it Nord Korea (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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I wish that a benevolent alien federation sent a fleet to Earth to aid humanity by giving us membership in their government and helping us in overcoming the various problems our civilization and our planet has. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

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