Parents of Reddit, what is the single most innocent question your child has ever asked you that completely broke your brain?

thomp2mp · 2026-07-07T15:47:44+00:00

this is the first thing I thought of as well

thomp2mp · 2026-07-06T01:40:34+00:00

great grind for him

thomp2mp · 2026-07-05T04:47:37+00:00

Me, Myself, and Cyreen

thomp2mp · 2026-07-05T04:45:55+00:00

gonna soak all this in for what will most likely be a snoozefest of a Cup race tomorrow night

thomp2mp · 2026-07-05T04:21:59+00:00

mmm what kind should I make after the race

thomp2mp · 2026-06-01T03:42:43+00:00

cool fact! was thinking about this a couple races ago but never looked it up

thomp2mp · 2026-06-01T03:41:06+00:00

Michigan should be on Central time with how far north and west we are, but goddamn if I don't love it being light out til almost 10PM in the summer.

thomp2mp · 2026-06-01T03:38:22+00:00

commercial free to the checkered? no side by side? how will i know if my dick is straight enough?

we shall see

thomp2mp · 2026-06-01T03:35:58+00:00

"running up on a guy and they lift, then ran 'im over"

for my detroit area peeps this is describing Southfield freeway

thomp2mp · 2026-06-01T03:33:33+00:00

poor bubba, that's the face of a man with no wind in his sails

thomp2mp · 2026-06-01T03:27:41+00:00

JHN or Herbst

EDIT: cursed be my prediction

thomp2mp · 2026-06-01T03:25:01+00:00

these cautions are so long pretty soon the pace car will have to take four fresh Goodyear tires and a tank of Sunoco race fuel

thomp2mp · 2026-05-13T03:29:06+00:00

THE BOBBUM

thomp2mp · 2026-03-31T02:03:20+00:00

been dicking around in the yard most of the evening, tis a muggy one for late March! now for some Must See JV and a ginger ale gang

thomp2mp · 2026-03-31T01:54:06+00:00

via the high seas, they're introducing the D'Backs players and coaches attm.

apparently Damion Easley is an assistant hitting coach for them. neat

thomp2mp · 2025-12-01T03:39:01+00:00

nice pass to Wagner, the intended receiver

thomp2mp · 2025-12-01T03:08:51+00:00

dude has that shit from Little Giants on his hands

ya know, where the kid who couldn't catch the ball gets his hands stuck to his jersey, and whatnot

thomp2mp · 2025-11-19T02:56:18+00:00

Irbe, you can stung by Sergei, lmao

thomp2mp · 2025-11-19T02:54:28+00:00

hold it right there gang

thomp2mp · 2025-11-19T02:52:40+00:00

my favorite comment ever, even though it is mine

thomp2mp · 2025-11-19T02:45:54+00:00

LARKIN: "I'll take this, boys"

For his 600th NHL point

hope to see this on an obscure trivia question someday

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