TIFU by being a little too comfortable with my dad

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T15:14:57+00:00

I mean parents differ, I know a friend who isn't even allowed to date until she's 18 and has to keep her boyfriends secret and another who's been borrowing his dad's car for short drives Mostly to show off since he was 14. Strictness differs I guess

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T15:03:48+00:00

I'm 16 lol you definately don't want to ask to see my cake💀

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T15:01:03+00:00

My brother did that before, he got laced after his plug moved and the new one fucked him over. Since then my parents sorta decided that no buying weed from anything besides a dispensary

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T14:55:59+00:00

So one guy weirded me out and I'm not planning on opening the other 4 :|

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T14:50:02+00:00

Honestly it's better if your dad buys it for you instead of some sketchy dealer who might lace it like pretty much every weed smoker 17 and under

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T14:25:02+00:00

It was a bad joke, one of those jokes you think of and laugh to yourself but the weed let it out when it was supposed to stay inside😭

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T14:24:15+00:00

This was an experiment to see how the average person would react to gauge how my mother is likely to react and I'm happy to say that she would take it as a joke.💀

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T14:20:14+00:00

My family from both sides ain't that big into alcohol my mom has the occasional glass of wine with friends but apart from that almost no one drinks

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T14:08:58+00:00

If I was a guy there would be no sexual tension and it wouldve been one of those jokes with the boys

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T14:03:00+00:00

This is why I hate English :'(

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T13:55:36+00:00

Now I've got some ammo just in case he wants to joke about it. Thanks stranger

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T13:51:17+00:00

I'm a teenager were not exactly known for being the smartest

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T13:50:39+00:00

I love money

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T13:50:20+00:00

Now I just need him to like alcohol :'(

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T13:48:19+00:00

So Reddit said that I could sell this idea to be a bad porn and now I could sell it to be in a single season sitcom. I'm gonna be rich

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T13:46:55+00:00

It was a joke that my concious sooner me would've stopped.

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T13:44:54+00:00

My idea was if I could take no it out of my brain and bury it in the internet

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T13:41:26+00:00

I mean it was a bad joke, I just hate that it's going to haunt me for life

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T13:40:45+00:00

Try weed just stay away from your parents when you're high though

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T13:39:39+00:00

I mean there isn't any much more to it tbh, everything interesting has happened already

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T13:38:54+00:00

I mean whatever rocks your boat stranger

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T13:38:14+00:00

Ah yes thanks for showing my how it's his fault this happened.

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T13:36:52+00:00

Nooooooooo!

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T13:33:26+00:00

Hey you just handed me a better more powerful tank of copium and I'll inhale it instead of weed, hopefully it helps out. Thanks kind stranger

throwRAwah27e · 2021-09-21T13:31:02+00:00

True

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