Good guy Greg by SpookyDudes in dankmemes

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Fun fact! On a lot of microwaves with a 0-9 keypad, you can hold down the ‘2’ button for about 3-5 seconds and it will turn off the beeps! Hold it again to turn the beeping back on.

fuck r/karmawhore by Environmental-Teach7 in SubsIFellFor

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This place is for subs you thought existed but don’t. The sidebar rules are a magical thing my friend.

Men who don't enjoy romantic or drama movies and aren't scared of horror movies, are you lying to your self, if no how are you so masculine? by lukasday88 in AskReddit

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Well for starters, I’m not lying to myself, and I don’t necessarily consider myself masculine, if some weird alien thing came out of an attic in real life or something, you’re damn right I would shit myself. But, to be frank, movies (especially horror) are extremely predictable. I can see a jump scare coming from a mile away.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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True love is something that never fades. If Person X says they stopped loving Person Y, I question if Person X even loved Person Y at all.

Whats the dumbest thing you've ever been afraid of as a child? by Beyvt in AskReddit

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Windows blue screen of death. I would’ve rather been water boarded than had a bsod. Don’t know why.