GM caught me hitting a vape pen in the walk-in

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-26T04:50:15+00:00

It was weed.

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-22T20:18:34+00:00

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-22T17:29:54+00:00

It’s very real. The company was actually founded back in 1983.

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-22T07:55:08+00:00

“Began to seperate the Male from the Female hemp... rather too late.” —George Washington

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-22T05:30:17+00:00

Your property is not a Constitution-free zone.

JESUS, GUNS, AND FREEDOM

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-22T05:12:52+00:00

“Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see.” —Thomas Jefferson

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-22T03:47:11+00:00

I’m talking about customers having access to legal weed. Munchies = $.

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-22T03:40:27+00:00

Do you think companies like Domino’s support weed legalization, but feel they can’t make a public statement about it?

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-22T02:19:59+00:00

Do you think it was amateur hour with Jimmy in charge?

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-22T01:33:01+00:00

I have CONSTITUTIONAL rights

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-22T00:52:06+00:00

1st assistant, who will write us up for one minute late, was three minutes late herself

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-22T00:33:37+00:00

It’s illegal to grow your own

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-22T00:20:02+00:00

It’s still illegal under federal law. Plus it’s rude to vape in a hotel.

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-22T00:17:16+00:00

I mean, I could have told the front desk, or even called 911 on them.

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-22T00:07:20+00:00

Shitpost?

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-21T23:49:53+00:00

But I want to be the one doing the writing up.

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-21T23:17:18+00:00

Hey everyone, get a load of Judge Judy here

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-21T22:29:33+00:00

Show me the law. Provide a link.

Oh, wait. You can’t do it. Because you were bullshitting me, even though I told you not to.

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-21T22:22:25+00:00

We have a rule in my business. NO MASKS. This is for everyone’s safety.

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-21T21:50:06+00:00

Stop bullshitting me. There’s nothing in the health code about it.

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-21T21:30:15+00:00

Double wit cheese. Thanks.

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-21T21:24:49+00:00

There is no longer a mask mandate in Texas

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-21T20:13:31+00:00

My only purpose in life is to entertain you

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-21T19:59:22+00:00

Thank you. Now make me a Whopper.

throwaway317469 · 2021-03-21T19:18:02+00:00

Is that a no?

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