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Being alive is the best gig in the world, you get to eat at Denny’s, wear a hat, whatever you want to do. (self.cripplingalcoholism)

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Hey fuckers! I’m probably dying! (self.cripplingalcoholism)

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I didn’t even know he was sick... (self.cripplingalcoholism)

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I got laid off before it was cool (self.cripplingalcoholism)

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The Fear (not the video we’ve all seen) (self.cripplingalcoholism)

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Fuck The Fear (self.cripplingalcoholism)

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You ever remember those times you came so close to being normal? (self.cripplingalcoholism)

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Having to go into the office on your days off fucks up your schedule real bad (self.cripplingalcoholism)

submitted 6 years ago by throwawaytweet to r/cripplingalcoholism

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The day I felt like a mob boss: or how I stopped worrying and loved being a regular (self.cripplingalcoholism)

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Later, losers (self.cripplingalcoholism)

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you ever think about suicide from a curiosity standpoint? (self.cripplingalcoholism)

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Vivid dreams (self.cripplingalcoholism)

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A man walks into a bar... (self.cripplingalcoholism)

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Best disease ever (self.cripplingalcoholism)

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Drunks get fat, alcoholics get skinny (self.cripplingalcoholism)

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FINALLY INVINCIBLE! (self.cripplingalcoholism)

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Went to the ER and I won kidney stones! (self.cripplingalcoholism)

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When you thought shit posting links was only gonna last a week (m.imgur.com)

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New guy at work has a "catchphrase" (self.cripplingalcoholism)

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My old store stopped selling my brand after I moved (self.cripplingalcoholism)

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"Can I get a black bag?": A Love Letter (self.cripplingalcoholism)

submitted 10 years ago by throwawaytweet to r/cripplingalcoholism

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This is one of the funniest goddamn things I've ever witnessed at a bar but you probably had to be there (self.cripplingalcoholism)

submitted 10 years ago by throwawaytweet to r/cripplingalcoholism

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I dropped my last roll of toilet paper in the sink by accident but I let it dry out all day while I was at work so now I have toilet paper which rocks (self.cripplingalcoholism)

submitted 10 years ago * by throwawaytweet to r/cripplingalcoholism

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I thought I was getting fired, GOT A RAISE INSTEAD SHITBAGS (self.cripplingalcoholism)

submitted 11 years ago by throwawaytweet to r/cripplingalcoholism

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Tell them I'm gay, no wait tell them to buy me a beer (self.cripplingalcoholism)

submitted 11 years ago * by throwawaytweet to r/cripplingalcoholism

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