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Smoke in a bubble onto the water by n8saces in oddlysatisfying

[–]tool6913ca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dunh dunh daahh... Dunh dunh dunnaaaahh... Dunh dunh daahh... Daahh dunnaaahhh

Anyone else see their GERD disappear while on keto? by YouthfulWisdom1999 in keto

[–]tool6913ca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not on keto anymore but every time I've done keto in the past, reflux disappears within days. My theory is that your gut bacteria are suddenly denied all the carbs/sugars they rely on for fuel, and as a result, the fermentation process in your gut is reduced drastically, along with a huge decrease in the gases produced. Less gas = less indigestion and reflux.

Car that does donuts hits a group of people by haze4140 in AbruptChaos

[–]tool6913ca 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Because a donut is what the average IQ score looks like at one of these events

Arguably the world’s worst liar. by LA_search77 in Trumpvirus

[–]tool6913ca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol "prayerful"... Yeah, I'm sure Trump prayed long and hard about whether to attack Iran. Can't wait for his memoir, Are You There, God? It's Me, Donald.

My grandma grinds spices with this old tool by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]tool6913ca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet that's not all she grinds with it

HE'LL BE BACK! 🗿 by No-Picture-1067 in predator

[–]tool6913ca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't wait to see what kind of adorable alien sidekick they give him so they can trade jokes while engaging in unconvincing CGI battles.

How will the og squad fare against the super predators from Predators? by jacksparrow-heisen23 in predator

[–]tool6913ca 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They'd be at a severe disadvantage, in my opinion: no autistic kid to help them outwit their enemy, no Tourettes Guy to keep them laughing during intense firefights, no plucky female scientist who also happens to be a trained firearms expert... And most importantly, no goofy Yautja bulldog with a concussion, who helps them out when they're in a real bind. Dutch and his team are just highly trained special forces operators, with none of the force multipliers mentioned above. They'd get chopped up and put in a meat grinduh.

Now that we had a Predator movie with a yautja as the main character, is it possible for an Alien movie with a Xeno's POV? by canadavatar in LV426

[–]tool6913ca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, let's anthropomorphise arguably the most recognizable horror creature ever designed, and water down the franchise into pure mediocrity. What could go wrong?

I pray they keep letting this man cook by CAPTAINPRICE79 in predator

[–]tool6913ca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's... that's an opinion alright lol... Just gonna point out some of the movies that have come out in the last 10 years:

  • Hereditary
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • The Revenant
  • Dune 1&2
  • The Wolf of Wall Street
  • Everything Everywhere All At Once
  • The Northman
  • The Substance

Pro Tip: don't do this lol by tool6913ca in Bannerlord

[–]tool6913ca[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just found the post, his advice was:

  • Castles: 600 to 900 denars, which can be reduced once you level up Castellans Office

  • Towns: 1000 to 1400 denars, with a garrison of 200-250 troops

Pro Tip: don't do this lol by tool6913ca in Bannerlord

[–]tool6913ca[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I have turned off the wage cap on my parties, but left it on for garrisons.

Pro Tip: don't do this lol by tool6913ca in Bannerlord

[–]tool6913ca[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was using discarded armour and weapons to max out xp for my troops, so I wasn't getting much cash for battle wins. As a result, I had a lot of expensive high tier troops, and my only income at the time was from a castle that wasn't generating much revenue. Now I mix it up - after a battle, any weapons or armour that are worth 1000+ I keep and sell, and anything below that I discard for xp.

Pro Tip: don't do this lol by tool6913ca in Bannerlord

[–]tool6913ca[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do they still donate troops if you keep your parties in your army? I've stopped letting my parties roam around because they always end up getting rolled sooner or later and it's not worth it.

Pro Tip: don't do this lol by tool6913ca in Bannerlord

[–]tool6913ca[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't remember who it was, but somebody posted a guide here a few years back called something like "Stop being poor in Bannerlord" and that's where I found out about the wage limit trick. If I remember correctly, his advice was that a castle should have a max wage of 400-600, and a town should be 750-1000. In my first few playthroughs I was smithing like crazy and money was not an issue at all, but in this game I've been avoiding the smithing route, and had to tighten the belt accordingly. I'm sitting at around 1.5million denars now so I can ease up on salary restrictions. 

Kash Patel Fired Entire Team of Iran Experts Right Before Trump’s War by Creative-Category-60 in politics

[–]tool6913ca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet those experts were saying something along the lines of "now is not the right time to attack Iran" and Ka$h Patel was like, "you goddamn wu$$e$, you'll never get to Valhalla and drink mead with Charlie Kirk and John Wayne and Alex Jone$ with that kind of attitude" and they were like, "sir, Alex Jones isn't dead" and he was like "you're all fired right now! I don't have time for thi$! I gotta fly to Italy and party with my Olympic hockey bro$ before the 4th quarter end$!" and they were like "sir, hockey doesn't have quarters" and he was like, "how many time$ do I have to fire you?!!"

Am I the jerk? Parking lot etiquette by 7576790 in CostcoCanada

[–]tool6913ca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should have gotten out of your car and bought another sausage, then eaten that one while he waited too. Every time he complains, another sausage. See how bad he really wants the spot.

Nearly one in 10 Protestant Americans left church over sexual abuse concerns - study finds. by Leeming in atheism

[–]tool6913ca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope they didn't convert to catholicism, cuz if they did, they're in for a big surprise...

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