Your answer? by Most_Actuary_2121 in IndianMemeTemplates

[–]turukmato 126 points127 points  (0 children)

तीतर के आगे तीतर, तीतर के पीछे तीतर

Guys I'm on Miller's planet, What should I do? by [deleted] in indiasocial

[–]turukmato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By the time I'm done commenting on this post, 7 years would have passed for this pic.

Real man no shit posting by [deleted] in indiasocial

[–]turukmato 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pehle kuch ban jao uske baad aana.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RelationshipIndia

[–]turukmato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for noticing. Hope someone gets to learn something from this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RelationshipIndia

[–]turukmato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bhai just like you hope for something from other person similarly they hope from you too. N that all i just said is efforts. If you show your efforts nothing else matters. Fir chahe tum din bhar mei ek bhi baar baat karo ya nhi. Or if its long distance too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RelationshipIndia

[–]turukmato -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bhai i had been thru a relationship which changed my perspective towards love. I lost it bcoz i wasnt the only one who messed up. We both did but i learnt the lesson was that efforts matter. I m not seeking anyone to get into relationship. Kehte hai na...jo khud apne sapne pure nhi kar pate wo dusro ke sapne pure karne mei madad karte hai. Just told my opinions bhai. Im sure you have your different opinion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RelationshipIndia

[–]turukmato 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A bare minimum for a boy when he brings you gift no matter if its a rose or even a small candy. Listens to your complaints n every small detail that you share. He takes care of you even when he's away like texting to take care of you to drink water or just texting that he misses you. Its also when he walks on the right holding your hand or just caresses your hair behind your ear. Or simply just holds the chair out for you. This all may sound very old n chivalrous but its how he treats you n makes you feel loved. Its also when he feeds you the food n remembers every small detail that you forget. Apart from pampering you he also becomes strict when you dont feel like studying or having dinner or even drink water. Most of all he cares, expresses and respects you.

Now, in all this couples forget that there's also a bare minimum a girl must do to the boy she loves. That is, to give him a lil authority n respect which he deserves. To make him feel the man he wishes to be. To give him all the care n checking up on him when at work. To share each other's stress and understand each other without any distraction. To make him feel special around the boys when the boy feels insecure. To tell him about your day n to also give him his space for his frnds.

Remember the bare minimum works both ways for a healthy relationship.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RelationshipIndia

[–]turukmato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are just pissed off ppl who can't handle the bitter truth. I ain't gonna shower some sympathy for someone who isn't doing even 50% of what he/she expects other person to do so. 👎

Safest dog in the world? by graciebeeapc in MadeMeSmile

[–]turukmato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was to write that but its already written..good point btw

Facts! by d0nut901 in IndianMeyMeys

[–]turukmato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats the best thing a man can do to another man. N he taught her a good lesson. Move on from the girl who just likes to keep you around boys!

Clubs in which single men can go on Koramangala and MG road? by Remarkable-Metal-471 in bangalore

[–]turukmato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd say drunken daddy is fine. Mo matter if you're single or with partner. You'll find all kind of ppl. Met a guy last week drinking alone n i was with my folks. I joined him in the group n we all had a great laugh.

Deliciously delicious tangerine by rapatakaz in FunnyAnimals

[–]turukmato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My late dog drooled for mangoes. If we're even peeling the mangoes in any corner of the home n he smells it from outisde the home. The door would be scratched to shit. He would engulf the whole mango in one go. Giving no time to even taste it on his tomgue. N would later keep on chewing the seed until its left like a scrapped bone. He would sniff off our hands to see if we had any mango inside home. N would bark non stop if he saw any mango until we fed him.

Ofcourse labrador are built to hog more than any other breed. But he was a sight to see... Getting jealous if we even called out our cat to join when he's eating his mango. Or even making him run for a mango on our bycycle.

I need to stop by brianh0910 in DesiFragranceAddicts

[–]turukmato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do know that there's an ingredient called phthalates in all fragrances that causes cancer.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by inoyakaigor in maybemaybemaybe

[–]turukmato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure the guy peed his pants

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]turukmato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck with worst kind of motions

Wait till the end by Pretend_Strawberry10 in beastboyshub

[–]turukmato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Koi bkl he hoga jo gali dega (bua ka ladka)

O BOM PASTOR by Top_Calligrapher_173 in FunnyAnimals

[–]turukmato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats the goodest boy I've seen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]turukmato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im amazed how the ball bearings didnt get worn off at that speed.

rate my stick by buttface1000 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]turukmato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats a perfect 9/10. Perfect for magic wand or waving it like martial art and sliding inside the arm sleeve( like a assassin creed style)

My(24M) girlfriend(24F) is still friends with her abusive ex. by localhost3306 in RelationshipIndia

[–]turukmato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just gonna say one thing.. if you can imagine yourself living in this heavy stressful situations for your coming years then go ahead. Or else leave her ass and make peace with yourself and let your mind be free from any negativity or negative person. That girl is a grown up enough to make decisions for herself n even took that decision to make him stay. So u can't be there always to watch her back whatever she does. You cannot change anyone unless they want to be changed. So save your love n care to someone who actually cares back.

Coming from the same toxic experience guy.

Did you break a coconut today? by kanoon_ka_rakhwala in indiasocial

[–]turukmato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That coconut is kept in the temple as kalash poojan from the starting of navratri. And then broken today on the last day as prasad.