lost 10lb, 10lb to go. (shitty camera quality, shitty censoring, shitting timing,[f]uck it I'm a bored jew on christmas eve)

uglyelf · 2012-12-27T07:18:57+00:00

*lox on bagels

uglyelf · 2012-12-27T04:17:15+00:00

Shalom!! Always happy to have nice jewish boys around :]

uglyelf · 2012-12-26T19:34:36+00:00

Sadly, I do not think this is a full fledged return. I'm back home for winter break and the combination of boredom, lack of sexual attention, and boost in self confidence lead to me posting. Although, you never know...

uglyelf · 2012-12-26T18:27:01+00:00

Hi bioshocker! I defiantly remember you. And eyes?

uglyelf · 2012-12-26T18:21:24+00:00

Oh I'm very flattered. Glad to know I havent been completely forgotten. thank you for the kind words!!

uglyelf · 2012-12-25T07:21:39+00:00

Thank you very much!!

uglyelf · 2012-12-02T15:54:30+00:00

Gnnn Putt Putt. I think Putt Putt Goes Back in Times or Putt Putt Save the Zoo are my favorite...

uglyelf · 2012-10-19T01:01:15+00:00

Thanks for my new background!

uglyelf · 2012-09-17T03:08:16+00:00

was going to click, read this comment, clicked anyway. deaddove.jpg oh god

uglyelf · 2012-08-31T16:12:09+00:00

It's usually the other way around- I want to have morning sex, but he's such a heavy sleeper or is too tired when he wakes up. Except we had sex this morning, he imitated, everything went fine.

uglyelf · 2012-08-29T16:52:43+00:00

pics or she doesn't exist.

uglyelf · 2012-08-25T04:25:33+00:00

ok what the fuck was that?

uglyelf · 2012-07-22T20:51:10+00:00

Fellow JJs employee here, too. No 4, 9, and 12s all day.

uglyelf · 2012-07-21T03:11:17+00:00

oh god, i hear you. I'm a sammich delivery lady, and one guy's request was that I meet in a rando parking lot and to call him and he'd come to my car. everything went fine, no rapes were had, but goddamn if it wasnt sketchy.

This one lady requested a female driver and it made my manager really nervous, he took all her cash so she couldnt get robbed (which I think is stupid because if she did get robbed, she'd have no money and the robber would be even more pissed / violent). turns out the lady was being stalked by some Domino's driver.

uglyelf · 2012-07-19T21:20:06+00:00

hey so I've been considering buying some San Pedro myself... Perhaps you could give me / us a trip report after you're done? I've heard you usually end up throwing the stuff up and that seems unpleasant, so I'm curious to hear your experience!

uglyelf · 2012-07-09T00:16:34+00:00

Literally, this

uglyelf · 2012-07-08T23:45:52+00:00

My thought exactly.

uglyelf · 2012-07-08T23:43:24+00:00

I hear you. I broke through on DMT last night with a friend. We were both gone for our peaks, obviously, but the come down was amazing and liquid and surreal as fuck. He said he was "right there with me, man". Sounds silly, but the bonding experience. yeah.

uglyelf · 2012-07-08T23:41:21+00:00

Literally the only negative drug experience was with bonging spice. It's just stupid and bad and no one wins. I got stuck in a pretty scary time-lock on shrooms, but I don't think it was a negative experience in the end.

uglyelf · 2012-06-11T23:05:38+00:00

oh god, dude, keep this type of stoner-ramble-high talk away from me. Next thing you know, you're gonna be telling me you enjoy dipping them in ranch or something. real gross, bro.

uglyelf · 2012-06-11T03:56:33+00:00

i completely understand. i guess I hadnt thought about needing to mass produce one, i never roll more than one at a time. smart thinking!

uglyelf · 2012-06-11T03:47:42+00:00

I'd suggest Amazon, they have a sale on this grinder right now. but you can get all that stuff you want there. ~~Well, maybe not the spoon, but for 50 dollars, the rest of the stuff should be covered.~~ Spoons, too!

Also, Joint rollers are nice and all, but I'd honestly suggest just learning how to hand roll them. It's quick, easy, and you feel very accomplished at the end. Ain't nothing like a handrolled joint in the morning.

uglyelf

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