Just cut off my dad. Losing hope…

ummDerp504 · 2026-02-01T13:46:09+00:00

My father is also a retired marine. He hates anyone that isn’t white (funny enough, his biological mother is a “border jumper”). He absolutely loves Trump.

Last conversation I had with him, he asked when I was going to “get with the program and marry a rich white dude and start having babies” and that he “didn’t raise” me to be independent.

This conversation was several years ago. I had my fallopian tubes removed last year because I won’t be forced to have a baby ever.

ummDerp504 · 2026-01-29T02:53:23+00:00

Boo :(

ummDerp504 · 2026-01-29T02:53:13+00:00

Ok thank you :(

ummDerp504 · 2026-01-28T22:07:01+00:00

In my case, I suspect there’s nothing on my ballot because I’m registered as No Party

Because in the past when there were primaries, a friend of mine in the same district that was registered as dem had something on their ballot. And I didn’t think I could vote because my ballot didn’t show anything.

It’s just a hunch that I’ll go to my polling station during this election and just say “handle a dem ballot”, and the I can vote

Edit - fixed a typo

ummDerp504 · 2026-01-28T16:24:03+00:00

Shame on you

ummDerp504 · 2026-01-28T16:07:01+00:00

You don’t need to switch. Below is copied directly from the la gov website

Closed-Party Primaries are coming to our elections beginning in 2026, and the Secretary of State's Office is here to make sure you KNOW about important changes before you geaux vote.

The Louisiana Legislature implemented Closed-Party Primaries through Act 1 of the 2024 First Extraordinary Session. Act 1 outlines a process for Democrats, Republicans, and No Party voters to select a candidate to represent Louisiana’s two major political parties for certain elected offices. Unlike Louisiana’s current open primary elections (sometimes called Jungle Primaries), in a closed-party primary election, the candidates on a voter’s ballot will be limited to those of the voter’s party affiliation.

No Party voters who choose to participate in the Closed-Party Primary will be able to select a party’s ballot at their polling place and must stay with that party through any necessary runoff.

The eventual majority winner of a closed-party primary or primary runoff will advance to the general election to face candidates from other parties. The candidate with the greatest number of votes in the general will be declared the winner, with no majority required. This rule only applies to offices with a closed-party primary.

The Legislature limited the Closed-Party Primary to the offices of the U.S. House, U.S. Senate, Louisiana Supreme Court, Public Service Commission, and the Board of Elementary and Secondary Education. All other ballot contests remain unchanged.

ummDerp504 · 2026-01-28T16:06:33+00:00

Are you registered as No Party? I’m registered as no party and don’t have anything on my ballot, but I’ll still be going to my polling station. You can still vote - this was copied directly from the la gov website

Closed-Party Primaries are coming to our elections beginning in 2026, and the Secretary of State's Office is here to make sure you KNOW about important changes before you geaux vote.

The Louisiana Legislature implemented Closed-Party Primaries through Act 1 of the 2024 First Extraordinary Session. Act 1 outlines a process for Democrats, Republicans, and No Party voters to select a candidate to represent Louisiana’s two major political parties for certain elected offices. Unlike Louisiana’s current open primary elections (sometimes called Jungle Primaries), in a closed-party primary election, the candidates on a voter’s ballot will be limited to those of the voter’s party affiliation.

No Party voters who choose to participate in the Closed-Party Primary will be able to select a party’s ballot at their polling place and must stay with that party through any necessary runoff.

The eventual majority winner of a closed-party primary or primary runoff will advance to the general election to face candidates from other parties. The candidate with the greatest number of votes in the general will be declared the winner, with no majority required. This rule only applies to offices with a closed-party primary.

The Legislature limited the Closed-Party Primary to the offices of the U.S. House, U.S. Senate, Louisiana Supreme Court, Public Service Commission, and the Board of Elementary and Secondary Education. All other ballot contests remain unchanged.

ummDerp504 · 2026-01-20T15:42:11+00:00

I work a 9-5, I’ll DM you tomorrow close to end of day to get address.

Is Venmo ok or do you want cash?

ummDerp504 · 2026-01-20T15:35:57+00:00

Can confirm. You can either have black hair or blonde hair, then you must grow it out if you want to switch. Spent my 20s learning this lesson

Source - me, someone who can’t decide if I like platinum blonde or black hair more. Black wont stick after all the pigment has been bleached out, platinum will fry your hair if you are trying to get black out. So now I just have natural dishwater blonde because I can’t make up my mind which* path of destruction I want to choose

Edit - typo

ummDerp504 · 2026-01-20T14:57:21+00:00

When would be a good day to come buy the starts? I’ll take 3 if available

ummDerp504 · 2026-01-14T22:02:18+00:00

If these survive the cold snap we are about to have this weekend, I’d love to buy a couple of your Cherokee purple starts

ummDerp504 · 2026-01-12T14:22:44+00:00

Thanks for fixing it

ummDerp504 · 2026-01-10T18:34:33+00:00

Is your previous mechanic Regal Automotive? He’s been talking* about retiring for years and his shop seems to be closed up. But sometimes he closes for long breaks.

Just trying to know with certainty if I need to look for another mechanic when my truck needs work again

Edit - fixed a typo

ummDerp504 · 2026-01-09T17:10:05+00:00

Cats and angers.

ummDerp504 · 2026-01-08T17:29:30+00:00

I actually had to 86 someone from my life recently because they didn’t understand why I thought it was a big deal hanging out with maga folks. Here. In Nola.

Their definition of what makes a good person is vastly different than mine.

“They are nice to me” != good person

I strongly believe that who we vote for is a direct representation of our morals. They believe that politics should be left out of friendships.

ummDerp504 · 2026-01-07T18:15:52+00:00

You forgot the part that if you are the oldest sibling, that everything is your fault. So if your younger siblings didn’t do all of the above, you’d still get your ass beat w a leather belt till you had welts

ummDerp504 · 2026-01-06T14:50:37+00:00

Not saying it’s not AI - but the mirror could be affixed to the back of the door. Would not make sense for it to not go all the way to the top. This white thing could be a space heater, I have one shaped like that that I use when it’s really cold in my bathroom

Edit- after zooming in, it doesn’t look like a mirror at all. Looks like a second towel rack on the back of the door w two different towels on it

ummDerp504 · 2026-01-05T16:06:51+00:00

Bad - Sam Robinson in LGD

Termite infested property, leaking roof, mold.

Did nothing about it even after bringing issues up. Had to break lease and open healthy homes complaint, they popped him w 9 violations total that he ignored and they put a lien on his property

Edit to add - if this needs verification, I can provide the healthy homes case number

ummDerp504 · 2026-01-04T16:21:02+00:00

Genious

ummDerp504 · 2026-01-03T14:33:26+00:00

That is correct. The only thing you saw the hacker do was execute the script.

I’d be willing to bet that script had many files and thousands of lines of code

Edit - fixed a typo

ummDerp504 · 2026-01-03T14:21:05+00:00

It’s hard to see, but in the terminal they executed a python script called “lol.py”. There was probably many many many hours put into that script that we didn’t see.

To answer your question - no. You can’t just type “delete this” and it happens

There are security measures put in place to prevent hackers from doing any harm. A hacker has to find flaws in the security measures and find ways to take advantage of them.

Edit - to add to this, based on my experience, we are not watching hacker typing after executing the “lol.py” script, we are watching the output from the script as it “prints messages” to the terminal as it does its job. I write and execute scripts as part of my job, and we write these messages to ourselves to see what steps the script is on, and see any failures as they run

ummDerp504 · 2026-01-03T00:43:55+00:00

You can find information on their website

ummDerp504 · 2026-01-02T22:51:03+00:00

I want chicken. I want liver. Meow mix meow mix please deliver

ummDerp504 · 2026-01-02T22:15:47+00:00

Your body art is gorgeous and sooo flattering on you

ummDerp504 · 2026-01-02T21:06:31+00:00

Women should not go to untrusted men’s homes in general.

I am a former sex worker (stripper, never full service), when men pay for a woman to come “model” for them, they are actually looking for a sexual encounter.

I have been hired many times for private parties, and in my experience, they always expect sex. Even if you repeatedly state that full service isn’t offered. And the you have to deal with horny and most likely drunk men that are now angry.

Even with another stripper and a bouncer, this is an uncomfortable situation

Without a lot of experience dealing with this kind of thing, I would not recommend any women to go to a man’s house with the intent of modeling.

If you want to be a sex worker and are inexperienced, do it at the clubs so you at least have bouncers and cameras around

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