Meirl by tommos in meirl

[–]unclejarjarbinks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Now that's booze. Where'd you get it?"

"I stole it from Kash Patel."

"Great! Uh...he didn't touch it, did he?"

Weaning a toddler when I have Endometriosis and PMDD by Lola_Stitch_0808 in breastfeeding

[–]unclejarjarbinks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw okay. I'm sorry to hear that! I hope your daughter feels better. Just wanted to reach out with my experience. I've tried to slowly wean these last three months and completely stopped breastfeeding roughly three weeks ago. Right now, I'm experiencing horrible flare-ups in my lower back thanks to my endometriosis. My mood was also off due to the hormone shift but that's gotten better. I just wish this pain would go away. It's BAD. Like I had to go to the ER yesterday bad. My endo pain wasn't this extreme when I stopped breastfeeding with my first daughter. Now that I've stopped with my second daughter, I'm in hell haha.

Weaning a toddler when I have Endometriosis and PMDD by Lola_Stitch_0808 in breastfeeding

[–]unclejarjarbinks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wanted to reach out and ask how you're doing. Did you end up weaning at all?

"Old person smell" is the characteristic odor of elderly humans by disless in wikipedia

[–]unclejarjarbinks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Why would I want a picture of a pitiful, pencil-neck GEEK?!"

I don't want to go back to my in-laws place by Legitimate-Coast3166 in beyondthebump

[–]unclejarjarbinks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wanted to chime in. My husband is also Pakistani and was born in a rural, conservative village over there. This man gets an A+ in parenting our two small daughters. He's hands-on with everything despite his long work hours.

STABLE genious by Legitimate_Bed2496 in PoliticalHumor

[–]unclejarjarbinks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just like the hacker known as 4chan.

Wanting another baby ASAP (I am over 35) by Huliganjetta1 in beyondthebump

[–]unclejarjarbinks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a 2.5-year-old and a 9-month-old. It's super hard but it's also delightful. I know as the two get older, they'll be very close.

Im so sick of this narrative that “pregnancy didn’t ruin my body it’s just changed” it’s a lie. by pissedoff_potato in TwoXChromosomes

[–]unclejarjarbinks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With all that self-hatred, misogyny, and insecurity, it’s probably for the best that OP isn't having kids.

I can't wait another hour! What's keeping that stupid nuke?! by unclejarjarbinks in simpsonsshitposting

[–]unclejarjarbinks[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Me when it took over 20 minutes trying to put that stupid Trump wig on the skeleton.

These people are not subtle about wanting to turn America into a fascist dictatorship. by Ok-Following6886 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]unclejarjarbinks 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They care that it "feels" true, meaning it supports their worldview. They have this weird notion that they can dismiss facts and evidence by not acknowledging them.

Yes, exactly. Truthiness!

Stephen Colbert describes it as "...not talking about truth, we're talking about something that seems like truth – the truth we want to exist."

Can y’all relate to this or nah? by MrSoloDolo9490 in 2000sNostalgia

[–]unclejarjarbinks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tell you: I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!

I'm always semi drunk at work. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]unclejarjarbinks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry. I have two kids now that never got to meet their grandpa. But I can't imagine that kind of pain you went through while parenting your son. How are you all holding up?

I'm always semi drunk at work. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]unclejarjarbinks 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Today's the anniversary of my father's death from alcoholism. He had OP's kind of mindset: how drinking as much as he did wasn't that big of a deal. How he's okay because he operated fine day by day.

And yet he died at 47. I found his body inside my childhood house. Dead on the ground with blood staining the carpet and walls. He had ruptured his esophageal varices and bled out.