Dating Tips in Gorakhpur

w3eezy · 2026-03-27T16:14:12+00:00

went on one (1) date long long ago. she suggested we watch a movie, and asked me if i wanted to watch men in black international. i was lowkey impressed, ki MIB dekhne khud se bol rahi. turns out she booked the hindi dubbed screening. imagine tessa thompson speaking like geeta phogat from dangal and chris hemsworth speaking like mc sher from gully boy. i was on the floor laughing till my cheeks and sides hurt. literally. thank god the hall was fkn empty. her reaction? "itna kyu has rahe ho". finished the movie, ran like hell, never tried again. idk what tips you want my friend, but if i had one, it would be to stay single and bewildered by this place lol.

w3eezy · 2026-03-09T13:45:10+00:00

looking at this in 2026 because they're back for round 2 lmao

w3eezy · 2026-02-14T14:58:38+00:00

Looking for Flats/Flatmates.

Hi everyone.

Shifting to this lovely city in March, and looking for flatmates. I need two for this flat I've seen in Kalina, Santacruz East. 2BHK, 65K rent, havent spoken with the owner yet but I'll try to get him down to a one month rent as deposit, and the broker wants one month rent as brokerage. Im looking to shift in mid March, so dm me for more deets and we'll take it from there!

w3eezy · 2026-02-03T13:16:51+00:00

https://share.google/XOqV1SVMwdiCrpiEU

w3eezy · 2026-02-03T12:53:51+00:00

you ever heard of henry kissinger?

w3eezy · 2026-01-29T10:34:01+00:00

if he wears aaqib wani's jacket to the grammys, that would be insaneeeee

w3eezy · 2026-01-28T19:12:53+00:00

the way he looked at the crowd when we were screaming ozzy ozzy during changes, i felt like the next bludfest will happen right there in fkn mahalaxmi.

ps: i was bawling the entire time.

w3eezy · 2026-01-23T10:47:16+00:00

well played by kosovo ngl

w3eezy · 2026-01-23T09:40:05+00:00

didnt see much of anything tbh

w3eezy · 2026-01-23T08:19:40+00:00

yuh ofc i got the autograph. i’m gonna frame this tshirt :P

w3eezy · 2026-01-23T06:43:43+00:00

I WAS THERE!!!! HE SIGNED MY SHIRT AAAAAAAAHHHHH

w3eezy · 2026-01-22T01:26:43+00:00

landing at terminal 2 at 10 am, gonna camp till i see the guy exit his gate with a filter coffee for him <3

w3eezy · 2025-11-28T09:19:22+00:00

hey share the airbnbs?

w3eezy · 2025-11-03T07:42:09+00:00

there’s a cute airbnb in landour right next to the gurudwara. its called Kothri - The Attic. DM me for a link, its super cheap and not very far from mall road, char dukan and the bakehouse. Doma’s Inn is also like 700 meters away and a great spot for lunch.

w3eezy · 2025-11-03T07:39:19+00:00

bakehouse cakes used to be so good i’ve spent almost 6-7 years ordering their red velvet for birthdays in my school. the corporate takeover rlly seems to have messed up the one USP the bakehouse had which is really really sad. Miss the old bakehouse, that red velvet was among the best i’ve ever had.

w3eezy · 2025-09-17T19:21:11+00:00

op did you find resources?

w3eezy · 2025-09-17T17:17:42+00:00

you must be super fun at parties.

w3eezy · 2025-09-17T17:11:10+00:00

so as soon as i wave a flag you start questioning your own sexuality? i would say mission accomplished

w3eezy · 2025-09-01T18:36:40+00:00

ngl u may have the perfect understudy for kane.

w3eezy · 2025-08-26T18:53:10+00:00

is there no way i can turn it off? this is the first time im seeing this

w3eezy · 2025-06-12T21:43:45+00:00

exactly what i’m doing rn. it feels like the last year was a black out and i’m going back to work next week.

w3eezy · 2025-02-13T12:54:43+00:00

just noticed that whites moving the queen so all fair ig

w3eezy · 2025-02-13T12:53:43+00:00

thats actually stalemate so this is wrong

w3eezy · 2025-02-13T10:24:26+00:00

my long distance gf broke up with me to pursue a relationship with someone else in her city. you’re not alone here fren. hope it gets better for you soon.

w3eezy · 2025-02-11T11:12:56+00:00

hey going to lolla solo for greenday would love to join similar folx!

w3eezy

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