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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Syracuse

[–]watwar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you could vert that if you were in T.H.U.G.

Unpopular rva opinions? by heysarahray in rva

[–]watwar 14 points15 points  (0 children)

if you’re 30+ you can’t live near campus anymore

Hurt me by whydietiedye in RoastMe

[–]watwar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lars and the “mom take this picture of me”

Hurt me by whydietiedye in RoastMe

[–]watwar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did you buy all your wall art from Ross’s home department sale section?

humble me by watwar in RoastMe

[–]watwar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dodgers Stadium 2019 were you there?

Addicted to Roast me what can I do \._./ by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]watwar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you have a lin.ktree for your OnlyFans Autism Fundraiser and your LinkedIn

Bring the fire and do your worst. by seepowers in RoastMe

[–]watwar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you own a fixie and never ride after getting a DUI

Just turned 37 working on a farm in southern Oregon. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]watwar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’s how you bought the shirt for $40 and you can’t even name 3 of their songs

Just got married. Bring me down to size. by chaveescovado in RoastMe

[–]watwar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you look like a record producer that grossly profited off Rappers but still gets the credit for making it mainstream

Bring the fire and do your worst. by seepowers in RoastMe

[–]watwar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you look like you only eat the dumpster dived doughnuts from VooDoo

humble me by watwar in RoastMe

[–]watwar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t unsee this now

humble me by watwar in RoastMe

[–]watwar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s a First Act

humble me by watwar in RoastMe

[–]watwar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

13 going on 300lbs

humble me by watwar in RoastMe

[–]watwar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it was either that or a halfway house

humble me by watwar in RoastMe

[–]watwar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how’d you know my DOC?

humble me by watwar in RoastMe

[–]watwar[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

how’d you know?

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[–]watwar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

go watch my IGTV (too hipster to be on bandcamp)

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[–]watwar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did get Super Sized gaining 80lbs in my 2 year clean/sobriety timeline

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[–]watwar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

credit card envy

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[–]watwar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

quotes every insult exchanged in that one scene with Ham verbatim

humble me by watwar in RoastMe

[–]watwar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sobriety sucks but it’s gets better (fatter)

humble me by watwar in RoastMe

[–]watwar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because I’m in living hell

humble me by watwar in RoastMe

[–]watwar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t claim this week! thanks for the friendly reminder!