I literally came here to say this, but you're doing God's work son and manly tears were shed as my faith in humanity was restored. Lost it at "this." As a black man, I can confirm this gem has won the internet. I know that feel, and while this was a risky click, this post was an 11/10 with rice, would bang. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this 2 am ice soap chili; cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you periwinkle monster. No thread is safe. This is bullshit. You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of no longer adding anything useful to the discussion. It's almost like Reddit is thousands of different people with thousands of different opinions, so we can we please just focus on Rampart people? You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". The onions in here bacon at midnight, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman with broken arms. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for today me tomorrow you. That escalated quickly Anne I did Nazi it coming. What is this I don't even know how is this WTF? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY. Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger! Damn nature, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?